Frank: It’s 2am, and we still have 87 more of these photos to retouch. We’ve got to get a new photographer.
Edwin: I’ve got an idea! Send some to my cousin. He knows PS and he’s crazy enough to do it. His whole room is decorated with turtles.
Frank: Does he know what a woman looks like?
Edwin: I’m sure he’s got a general idea…
Thanks Jlafuent.
Dear Stretchy Pink Toy Company Inc,
I’m writing about the Stretch Minaj™ doll that we gave our Becky for her third birthday last Saturday. Within two minutes, the arms popped off, and the legs remained in their stretched-out state.
Stretch Minaj™ suddenly looked as shocked as Becky, and her expression frightened our daughter so much that she ran out of the house screaming. We haven’t seen her since. I’d just like to thank you for this wonderful product, as we were thinking of putting Becky up for adoption anyway.
