Photography Studio In Malaga: Does It Blend?

Photography Studio In Malaga PSD
In the Preggo-collage genre there's a fine line between beautiful and disturbing. This image - from the window display in a photography studio in Malaga, Spain - does not approach that line.

Props to Roland!
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54 comments:

marxmarv said...

Thanks for reminding me, PsD! I need to call about that vasectomy...

wv: charklex, n. a black, bittersweet, sticky confectionery that often hangs up in your throat

SavedByZero said...

This is so bad it defies comment.

Justin said...

My mind weeps... that amputation was not a success... neither was the attempt to graft her body onto that of a giant...


WV: spyrumbo - to spiral and rumble at the same time, likely out of fear or disgust

"My mind spyrumbos at the sight of this PSD."

toneanes said...

I wonder what the baby will look like.... The Thing with boobs and hair?

Melencolia said...

Make it stop… please… *weeps*

WV disms: what it sounds like when you try to describe an amputee handjob

Sanuk said...

Eew

Justus said...

Salvador Dali can do that.

Claudio Viola said...

I saw one of this... in Mars.

WDI said...

Thumbelina meets Thalidomide?

akhen said...

its disgusting...

I´m from Malaga, and I´m looking for other planet to live there

S said...

The leg that turns into a finger!!!! I want to scratch my GD eyes out!!!

Gela B said...

umm this is just creepy

thegoheencompendium said...

I am actually pretty offended at the idea of an amputee as "freakish", even if the resultant may or may not resemble an oversized human finger. As a collage I think this works ok.

Engelmech said...

That is hilariously weird

eyeondesigns said...

STUBBIES!

Spencer said...

Love odd. Love different. Even love weird. And this one goes over the line of anything a rational mind might enjoy. God save the photographer.

Luke DeLalio said...

Good Lord! Who would walk by that in a window and think, "Gee, wouldn't my pregnant wife look wonderful morphing out of my palm." What next? Pictures of charred babies?

Donna said...

Forget about whether it works or not, or whether you like it or not ... Look at the fingers on the morphed hand. It looks like the index finger is the longest ... and that is one WEIRD-LOOKING thumb.

Nokel said...

wow, it's hard to find something that actually looks correct in that photo... her left boob joins to her stomach, it's not right :O

Jason said...

That thing should be on the cover of a horror movie...a very creepy horror movie.

Claude said...

After the baby is born, I wonder if he/she is going to like giraffes (the ones without their heads removed).

g nemec said...

There is no way to unsee that image, is there?

Amy said...

Mein Gott, meine AUGEN!!

Abbestellenerizing.

Anita said...

Wow disgusting is that!!

Derek said...

Hand vs. genital. The hand won...

Ergo said...

The baby will be hand delivered, I presume.

Trekker4747 said...

Wes Craven, make this movie!

NEIL said...

Does anyone remember the film 'Re-animator'?!

Mad Izatie said...

Holy crap. Lol!!

wv: hellsha. This will hellsha scare me from taking naked pregnant photos when I get knocked up.

Conformist138 said...

@thegoheencompendium: I hope you're kidding. There's really no evidence that the unfortunate subject is even an amputee. It doesn't just *look* like a finger, it has a freaking fingernail!

Amputee or not, the result is a horror show. Plus, now I can't imagine anything but her waddling round on finger pads, but the nail would be behind her, giving the appearance that her finger-feet are on backwards. Sounds like a new monster for Silent Hill.

Jonny Dade said...

@thegoheencompendium - I am actually pretty offended at the idea of an amputee as "freakish"...

um, pardon me for pointing this out, put i can't see a single mention of amputees being described as freakish... i guess you just can't please everybody. Unless their fat and homeschooled ofc

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Wendy said...

Women with pancake boobs shouldn't do naked photos.

Howard said...

Didn't I see that on the fourth plinth once?

WV feera - as in "puts the feera god in me..."

adler said...

it's... painful to look at.

Sil said...

I wanna puke.

Miranda said...

That's terrifying.

Gab said...

I don't know what all you guys mean. I even kinda like it...

Jen said...

Jesus, that's about 100 different kinds of disturbing.

Angela said...

Just because you can Photoshop something doesn't mean that you should.

Murilo Silva said...

C'mon you guys, I bet they had the best of intentions and... OH DEAR GOD, WHAT'S WRONG WITH HER CROTCH?

waldobaby said...

You know how a tree grows against a barbed wire fence and the wire becomes imbedded in the wood? That finger is definitely a recent growth.

And I have never seen water break like that...

Melencolia said...

For once I understand the blogspamtroll's cue: "second hand baby car seats"

WV herymble. "This is not horrible, it's herymble"

WDI said...

That's exactly what I first thought, Howard. I didn't think anyone would get the reference though.

Jillian said...

Uh...so her legs were replaced with four finger-legs? Freaking creepy.

Morgan said...

ARGH

wv: reeses. no word of a lie. google are clearly starting to hand out wv product placement. suddenly want peanut butter...

uwsannajane said...

Aaagh.

And: You'd think, with all the photoshopping going on, the photographer could have done something about the seriously ragged cuticle on the thumb in the, uh, foreground. It just makes the whole thing worse.

"grevallu" - this preggo photo is not of grevalu.

Kelseigh said...

Not so much PSD as PTSD.

Alex said...

Hair looks cloned in over the left boob

Yakov said...

i may be a pervert, but i can see composition and one not without intent... it's not dumb!

Emma said...

wtf is going on with her right (left as you look at it) boob? The whole thing is weird and awkward, and the leg/finger/stumpy things is bad enough. But to mess with her boobs too? Her baby bump goes all the way up past her boobs, and the line of her right boob goes on forever. If you look under her hair, there's a whole area of cloning or somesuch. I reckon her hair didn't cover her boob and so the photographer just went nuts.

mgabrys said...

Someone let David Cronenberg when the original artist went out for lunch.

Gabriel Dias said...

Now I see what's going on there.
Do you rememeber, lots of years ago, when scientists made an experiment with a rat, puting cells of a human ear on its back?

Now they're making another experiment: using HAND cells on amputated limbs.

Guess that explains everything. No PsD here.


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It'stelyvision I've been watching too much?

melisa said...

Oh so THAT'S how babies are made!