‘To talk of many things:
Of shoes — and ships — and sealing wax –
Of Photoshop — and stings –
I wonder as I gaze upon –
this clipping job so sodden –
Just why I have been pictured in –
a room I’ve never trodden. –
There is no need to thank me –
for I’ve hardly raised a finger –
Instead thank Ted in marketing –
whose pay must be quite meager.
With apologies to Lewis Carroll.