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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtleneck

Posted on 25 October by Vernon
PSD

Frank: It’s 2am, and we still have 87 more of these photos to retouch. We’ve got to get a new photographer.
Edwin: I’ve got an idea! Send some to my cousin. He knows PS and he’s crazy enough to do it. His whole room is decorated with turtles.
Frank: Does he know what a woman looks like?
Edwin: I’m sure he’s got a general idea…

Thanks Jlafuent.

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  • http://twitter.com/joanawn joana nobrega

    “Edwin: I’m sure he’s got a general idea…”No, he hasn’t got a clue

  • http://www.facebook.com/gabi.garcez Gabriela Garcez

    I wish my girlfriend could do that.

    Vernon, I’m starting to like you!

  • Dinogrrl

    Clothing is hard to find for those with double pelvises. Pelvis’s? Pelvii?

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1545263887 Anita Samek

    haha

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_37SPQ6YRIFMP4TLVYAMKUMYP6U Gabriel

    Oh! Now the posting is getting better!

    One honest tip, though: one post per day should do. Two posts within few hours is too much. One of the best things here in PsD is the user discussion.

    Captcha: None. I’ll miss W/V jokes now :’(

    • http://www.www.psdisasters.com Vernon

      Thanks Gabriel. I will seriously consider your feedback.

    • Waldobaby

      NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I wants moar!

      • http://www.www.psdisasters.com Vernon

        I just put a survey up on the front page so we will let the readers decide.

  • chuck

    This is… Much better than the last post. But one good post per day seems like a better idea.

  • Billy

    Vernon, MUCH better! I was starting to get worried after the last several entries. Keep it up,

  • Prikolist

    I must be the only one here who actually likes to look for messed up photoshop jobs rather than occasionally witty captions which I generally only glance over. And I’d say she looks more snakish/wormish than turtlish

  • ned

    There we go.
    Wit: Check
    Disaster: Check
    Vernon, keep trying. You are getting much better.

    Thanks!

    • http://www.www.psdisasters.com Vernon

      Thanks Ned. It’s been a tough few days.

      • Josin

        Hang in there. I admit to being skeptical, but you’re on the right path now. Thanks for going back to the tried-and-true labeling.

        • Lolabel

          The internet hates change, but this post is seriously good! Keep it up!

  • ewaffle

    The number of posts per day should be determined by how many funny/outrageous posts you can write in a day.

    • http://www.www.psdisasters.com Vernon

      You kind of need a schedule because some days you get a ton of psd’s and others you don’t.

  • WN

    Sorry for not really giving you a chance, Vernon. This is much better. : )

  • BdMN

    am I the only one freaked out by her arm? I’ve only seen an arm bent like that in Egyptian tomb paintings… but not that thin…

  • http://ladyluckbeauty.blogspot.com/ LadyLuck

    Wtf is going on in her body O______o

  • Miss Silver

    Ewww what the hell is wrong with her hips?

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_QBUAVLQSQQNHNLWO24CZRUI43E Martin

    Well… that neck seems a little bit short, but is it really a disaster? Or just a mishap?

    …ehm… okay… those spider arms…

  • Tilman

    Yeah, that’s more like the postings should be. The only thing missing is the “original is here” link (if available).

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_ULKPZCE5DSH5BNIJ4XDVRARCXA Michael Hayes

    ‘Day Of The Tentacle’ 2010 Edition. In stores now…

  • http://www.google.com/profiles/alirat153 Alirat

    You know its quite a mission to unsubscriberise.

  • http://www.google.com/profiles/alirat153 Alirat

    Oh and one more irritating thing to add to the list – this website is now stuck to the left of the screen. One of my pet hates in a website. Sorry.

  • Christopher Rose

    This isn’t a Photoshop disaster! It amazes me how many times these kind of shots get onto this website when there is nothing ‘disastrous’ about the ‘Photoshoping’. Most people don’t see anything wrong at first, so they start looking for disasters where there are none “ooo, look at the hips”, “omg, whats going on with her arm!?”. The answer is “Nothing!”, models have to hold weird unnatural poses for the shots.
    I admit that there have been some brilliant howlers on this website, and I love checking it every morning when I get to work. But this isn’t one, and if the disaster isn’t obvious to everyone, then it isn’t a disaster.

    Rant over.

    Love the site, good luck moving forward.

    • http://twitter.com/deedeewarren dizzle

      You have GOT to be kidding. Her crotch is in a different county than her boobs.

    • http://profiles.yahoo.com/u/GDU3WEALLU3XYJB5O2FPAG5HI4 creepy doll

      Good god, man. The human pelvis does NOT do that. Please get glasses.

    • muya

      your just jealous you don’t have 48 vertbrae

    • http://axe-handler.deviantart.com/ ThornedVine

      Oh PLEASE. I could see how shitty her arm looked the moment I saw this picture. Won’t you just LOOK at her left arm? It’s much longer than her right and out of proportion with her body. The leg positioning isn’t quite as obvious to see but when you look you can clearly tell that something is off, specifically the shading of the dress at the bottom left of her dress.

      I’ve highlighted the weirdness here: http://img180.imageshack.us/img180/6261/lolnoa.jpg

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_7Z6SUV5YACF4LHEYYLQ6A2EBW4 jess

      Yep. Nothing wrong here… A lot of women have mile long torsos.

  • Mcvpjd3

    I don’t see the problem here. Most people have 2 of everything (eyes, lungs, kidneys, arms), she just happens to be one of theose people lucky enough to have a second pelvis. Give her a break, you lot are just jealous.

  • davidikus

    The most striking about comments on this page is that some people seem to have no clue about anatomy whatsoever: I am no great expert when it comes to women but clearly, no woman would look like that unless she had been in a seriously horrible car accident. It’s time to look around you at real people, people!

    http://davidikus.blogspot.com/

  • Lily87

    Nice work Vernon!! Keep it up :)

  • Dianinha72

    The two-hips woman… how many panties does she have to wear?? Eeeaawwww

  • Anna Adm

    For two seconds I was thinking: “tsc, where’s the disaster?” then it all dawned on me… OMG if there ever was anyone who actually looked like that, walking on the streets, I would run and cry in fear!

    Much better post than the latest, and I also reaaaally like the fact that now the photo shows up in the comments section… it helps when you are reading the comments and want to check on something else that somebody noticed. Kudos for that!!

    • Monkey Lover

      You’ve always been able to do that. You must have been clicking the comments button at the bottom rather than the post title at the top.

  • Bill

    Pelves.

    Ooh, that left arm.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_GNUKLA572SVBXORNYBCG42CFW4 DonnaG

    How do I get the picture of my uncle in his Yankee’s uniform next to my name? Guess this post unsubscriberized from Google?

  • Bob_G

    It’s quite obvious, really: She’s a Na’vi…and albino Na’vi.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=521502057 Jillian Jordan

    Is double the pelvis double the fun?

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_HIVEBTRYPARXTYH5EWHSTVDEDI handystl

    maybe her leg had just grow

  • Teleros

    Much better Vernon :) .

  • Oglock666

    Did Jim Morrison have a sister? lol

  • Hoffensterchen

    I don’t get it. Looks surely different than familiy-women on family-pics, but I guess that’s why it’s done by a pro-photographer with a pro-model.
    Funny those “look-at-the-length/width/size-of !-comments: Does *really* someone think, at the post-production-desk some maniac does “oh, lets resize the arms a bit, and why not replacing the legs from another pic? (just to keep the “look-at-the-TOTALLY(!!!)-different-lights”-wannabee alive…)”

    One more thing (it’s sexistic, I confess, but i can’t resist): Go and get a girl. Just to find out what a human pelvis is capable to do… ;)

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Anellia-Stefcheva/1459105162 Anellia Stefcheva

      I have a mirror and guess what – the female pelvis looks nothing like this.

    • Aeris

      You, sir, need to get a girl – You’ve obviously never seen one. People are not complaining for the sake of complaining here. There are just too many anatomical flaws in this picture. I find it ridiculous that you even defend it. I can point out some of them for you.
      Take a long look at her waist. Now, look slightly below it. See that bumpy area? It’s her hips. Nothing wrong so far. Now, look below her hips. Huh, stomach again? Okay, maybe just odd thighs… No wait, there below them.. What’s that? Oh right, it’s another pair of hips. Totally natural! Right?

      Let’s check out the length of her arms. Typically the hands of a person touches slightly below the middle of the thigh. Where does her hands end? … At the beginning of her thigh.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Anellia-Stefcheva/1459105162 Anellia Stefcheva

    I like the dress!
    But why put it on 2 different bodies, then deform them together :/

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_ODXIKS6YIMPN2CIDJ4MS4AZAWE Desert
  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_ODXIKS6YIMPN2CIDJ4MS4AZAWE Desert
  • http://www.thePhotoshopNinja.com Ninja

    Dude, she has two hips on each side! What do you mean nothing? You can see where her top belly is…and then her bottom one.