Cadillac might be an American icon, but if we’re going to ship one Down Under for a photo shoot, take a Sawzall to it. I’m not paying all that damn shipping. Oh, and get one of those emus as a model. You know the ones with long hair and always cutting on themselves. That’s what’s in these days. It will look brilliant.
Thanks Cameron.
Carefully cut your ice cream cup out of the magazine, add a pinch of imagination, and voilà!
Thanks Michael.
With Vidya Balan’s new 12 week intensive yoga course offered by Tsi Croxe Fitness, we can’t promise you’ll be able to check out your own derriere unaided by a mirror, but we are certain you’ll be a slimmer, toned, more limber You, or your money back.
Thanks Filmi Girl
As Nicole steps out on the town, she hasn’t let her glamour and fame make her unapproachable. She’s someone you just want to hang out with and put your arm around her… erm, I think I better put my résumé out there. They’re training monkeys to do Photoshop.
Thanks Anna.
Farid is clearly gifted at convincingly gripping a to-be-inserted-later bottle. But the legendary cotortionist Aishwarya Rai is known the world around for adjusting the size and shape of her limbs to fulfill the wanton desires of any ad exec. “I will happily dislocate my own shoulder if I can contribute carbonated refreshment to the world.”
Thanks Laszlo.
