D & G: Gabbana Split

Posted on 7 December by Vernon

Ah, the intrepid life of a successful model. Glamour, photo shoots, exotic locations, yacht parties and days in the sun. And stretching. Lots of stretching.

Thanks Jillian for sending this in. The original is here.

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http://www.facebook.com/filippogiad Filippo Giadrossi

i don’t see anything strange in this pic
- Savalanche
  
  Really? There appears to be another leg behind the bottle for a start, and her left leg doesn’t seem to be starting from the right place…
  - Georg
    
    there’s noting wrong with her leg, she is sitting on the side of a zodiac, a small rubber boad that has air filled tubes on the side, so no problem sitting on it like this. if it were a flat surface i’d agree it lookes strange but not on this pic
    - Guy who knows
      
      her left(our right) is clearly starting to grow way to close to her pussy, the panty string even reaches out over the outside of her leg, plus if you only look at the legs you will notice the one we are talking about has a slightly different lighting
  - Anonymous Guest
    
    Bah, she’s just leaning to the left so the bikini is hidden in between her thigh and stomach. Nothing to see here, not a real fail. Move along.
Adfgsdf

i dont get it, some one point it out to me. can PSD do somehting along the lines of a mouse over that woudl show a circle around the error? that would make this easier
- http://www.www.psdisasters.com Vernon
  
  Great idea!
  - Waldobaby
    
    @Vernon “Great idea!”
    
    The downhill slide continues…
    
    There is no disaster here. Time to rename this dog to trivial PD artifacts that nobody can spot. This is turning from a guffaw site to a puzzle site. Nothing wrong with that, but why did you guys buy a winning race horse and make it pull a plow?
    - betty
      
      > Time to rename this dog to trivial PD artifacts that nobody can spot.
      
      OMG you mean… commercial photos are being manipulated in some kind of way using some sort of a program designed to edit graphics?! There’s nothing trivial about that!!
- http://www.facebook.com/gabi.garcez Gabriela Garcez
  
  duh it’s obvious that the mistake here is the floating flask
- armadillo_in_furs
  
  awesome idea… given that the description of this site includes the words TRULY AWFUL, if it requires a big freaking circle, where’s the truly and the awful?
  
  Unless even minute evidence of photoshopping is a PSD because OBVIOUSLY the fact that commercial images are being photoshopped is SHOCKING to everyone who hasn’t been awake for over a decade
  - betty
    
    Change the description to “mildly awful” or “only slightly awful” or “not quite awful but close enough”
- Waldobaby
  
  @Adfgsdf (did I spell that right?)
  
  LAME idea. That’s what they do on Sesame Street.
- Matt1964
  
  There are 2 PSD’s. Perhaps there were 2 photos of both Models. The first with both models straddling the bench, and the second with both “side saddle” on the bench.
  
  Then, they used the one straddled photo for the female, and the side saddle for the male.
  
  Also please notice that her left leg appears to be from the side saddle photo, because it is not connected to her hip.
  - adrianoconnor
    
    I think you’re dead right. Also looks like they left a spare leg of his in there, behind her right thigh.
  - Needs Cocolate
    
    Thanks. I couldn’t figure if there were two pictures put together or if they just decided to move her left leg closer to her crotch (to make up for all those times they move the leg so far away from the crotch that it is no longer looks attached). Your theory makes the most sense.
- Mishap
  
  Try using your brain???
Kate

If my legs could be that flexible, my boyfriend would be a very happy man.

Look at the angle of her left leg! OUCH!
BK553

Looks fine to me.
markduane

Nothing to see here.
http://twitter.com/Pirateliz1 Mysteriously Unnamed

The giveaway on the FAIL is her left hip bikini tie- it does not match up with her other body parts. I think the floating flask is the product being advertised. There is also an extra leg or something behind her right thigh.
- armadillo_in_furs
  
  where does the stretching come in?
  - Waldobaby
    
    @armadillo_in_furs
    
    They were afraid to use “baroque anatomy” again. Something about “maintaining integrity”, I think.
ewaffle

Damn. In the past I would check in almost every day, get a kick out the worst of the photoshop disasters, laugh at Cosmo’s outrageous/insulting/incomprehensible comments and sneer at the commentators who kept whining about “That’s not a PROPER photoshop disaster”.

Now that I find myself agreeing with them so often there really isn’t much point in coming to the site very often.

So it goes.
- Mishap
  
  Adios….you’ll be sadly missed
Henry

I’m guessing that Photoshop Disasters people figured out they make more money if they post bogus photos.
Anonymous

I miss the really heinous PSDs. Lately I really have to search to see what’s wrong, and even then, it’s not *disastrous*.
Tim

wow…another ‘photo that is enhanced like any other commercial photo where there’s nothing wrong but looks kinda strange”. Not a photoshop disaster.

Again.
- Mishap
  
  You need to go to Specsavers
Stefanie

I agree with Savalanche… there seems to be another leg behind her right thigh. Can’t be his, so…..?
Dee

Crybabies are too busy to cry out their ‘no PSD here, unsubrscribenizing’ whines to spot quite obvious disaster. If her left thigh growing from the front of her pelvis is not disastrous, I don’t know what is.
http://www.bytehead.org/blog/ Bryan “bytehead” Price

I’m guessing the name of the female model is Stubs, since her right hand ends after her first knuckle.
Eric

look at HIS right leg (then on the right)
- Eric
  
  Sorry read “(then on the left)”
Nina

I’m feeling physical pain from looking at her left thigh and you people are telling me that there’s no disaster? What kind of game is this? “We’re ignoring every disaster from now on because we can”?
- Barbiegirltotem
  
  Or it’s called “We’re whiny little bitches and Cosmo left so we are going to pretend there’s no disaster so we can fulfill out duties of being whiny little bitches”.
  
  Your title is shorter, though, so to that, I tip my hat.
  - armadillo_in_furs
    
    @Barbiegirltotem
    
    OMG stop the whining!
    - Barbiegirltotem
      
      Clearly you didn’t understand my post. Which, given what I said, is kind of sad.
      
      And don’t be clever when you realize your error and say that you were being sarcastic. It’s annoying.
      - armadillo_in_furs
        
        were you homeschooled?
      - Barbiegirltotem
        
        armadillo_in_furs yes I was
        what’s your point??
      - Rach
        
        barbie, why did you answer that question? lol.
      - Barbiegirltotem
        
        Figuring since I’m the original Barbie, I didn’t answer that.
        
        Armadillo is pathetic and seeking attention. Uuugh, this site has the WORST fans.
Whiny_Little_Snot

Did anyone ever figure out what name Cosmo used when commenting? You know he did do that. The question is who was he?
Ev

It is pretty obvious when observing her that the left leg is not part of the original picture. It is WET for one thing. It looks to be the outer side of her thigh, not the inner- look at the lack of muscle visibility. And it doesn’t attach properly to the body… A PSD is deserved. Those who don’t agree are possibly unaware of the anatomy of the human inner thigh muscles when stretched and the attaching of legs to torso?
Vitch

Like others, I’d like to see a circle or something to indicate the (when it’s not thumping me in the moosh) PSD.
- armadillo_in_furs
  
  Special service for the blind?
- Curvy
  
  At one stage they were using red circles, ages ago. It was annoying because it meant you couldn’t get a good look at the whole composition. People expressed disgruntlement over it, and it went away.
http://twitter.com/arnoen Arno Enzo

You people simply don’t get it.It’s HIS leg, not hers… They cloned out all the hair and made it a bit lighter with curves and levels.
Arnonymouse

Ugh, the worst disaster here at the moment is the f’ed up order of the comments. They are upside down from the way they were and it screws with my brain in a big way.

That said, I can see the PSD, but I can also see how it could easily be missed. The eye wants to see the bikini draw strings on the right side of the pic as negative space (and is probably also draw to the questionable hair-like area on the left *cough*). That’s no doubt how the PSD happened in the first place. It is only when you focus and see those strings and the edge of her hip that it is obvious that a giant sausage is sticking out from behind her arm, as opposed to, say, a properly connect leg.
- Circularfile00
  
  I have Windows Explorer and there is a little box at the top of the list of comments that gives you a “sort by” menu. The default seems tobe sort by “most popular.” I have seen comments that people with Firefox, etc, get a different display, so you may not have the choice. Good luck.
  - Mishap
    
    Do you mean INTERNET EXPLORER? duh
    - dum-dum
      
      No, he means Yo Big Fat Momma Explorer.
Tome

Waldobaby likes everything. Waldobaby probably likes this.

The leg on the right is FUBAR. They’ve slapped on some shadow paint. If you can’t see it then go unsubscribe at a rolling donut.

She also looks like she’s about to blow chunks.

Cosmo’s old sock puppet was ‘gggg’
- Bob
  
  I always thought he was Zaphod
  - dum-dum
    
    Strange–Zaphood and Waldobaby used to suck each other off whenever they got a chance, telling each other how wonderful they were although Waldobaby also seemed to have an independent existence.
    
    It will turn out that Zaphood is actually Cosmo spelled backwards in Old Slobovian.
http://pulse.yahoo.com/_GNUKLA572SVBXORNYBCG42CFW4 DonnaG

I am pretty sure that I used to attend home school with that guy.Also, how do you know she doesn’t have one of those removable legs and it is just attached crooked? (She does looks like the camping type.)
soft

ok, we could make just two photos. and you, lady, has already wasted the first one! make sure your leg is static and attached to hips properly! understand? action!
http://www.facebook.com/people/Anellia-Stefcheva/1459105162 Anellia Stefcheva

“Boho, they are trying make me use my brain and I DON’T WANNA. Bad site!”
- armadillo_in_furs
  
  @ Anellia
  
  you need to use your brain for this? … wow
  - http://www.facebook.com/people/Anellia-Stefcheva/1459105162 Anellia Stefcheva
    
    You are trolling me, aren’t you
- http://actonthat.livejournal.com/ Act
  
  What do Bohemians have to do with any of this?
http://seclusioninn.smackjeeves.com/ Carrot

Owowowowowowowow!~! >o<
clickety6

Picture doesn’t seem to show up with my Firefox… so here’s another one meanwhile…

http://i.walmartimages.com/i/p…
JesseBBenjamin

Lately I’ve been getting more kicks from the comments than from the PSD. I come for your comments guys, so make me proud.
http://pulse.yahoo.com/_OOFCEUG4CYA7DPJASSXWUR4MXI Andrew W

Forget her leg for a minute. The title is STRETCHING. Look at his forearm going across her chest. One part of her navel is on one side of the forearm and the other half of the navel is on the other side of the arm. They cut her in two and added the guys arm across.
- Guest
  
  I think it’s pretty obvious that *he’s* the model they’re referring to as doing the stretching. Apparently he can swing his leg around 180 degrees.
Oregina2

Aside from airbrishing, I don’t see major alterations. It doens’t seem excessively stretched or that alternate limbs have been added into the photo. About 10 years and 20 pounds ago (when I was in shape!) I had that same sort of indentation on my stomach above my navel– that’s called muscle! Given that, I’m sure it was still airbrushed to enhance the shape. It dfoes not look like a navel stretched too far.

The different lighting on the leg can be attributed to airbrushing. The water beads on the right leg… simply someone with a water bottle keeping things damp for effect (hair is also damp).

The position of the leg… if I sit in fron of a mirror and open my leg out to the side, that same weird and bery blunt fold happens where it meets my hip. In fact, when I’m using the hip adductor/abductor machine in the gym, I can see that in the mirror. It’s so ugly looking, but it happens. It’s basically the leg folding back against hit/ass fat!
http://pulse.yahoo.com/_4JKRZXXNVNDX2LGCIFM2C2QKJY Emma

I can’t work out just what body part is showing on the left (our right) of the man. It looks like an enlarged forearm and elbow joint, cause I can see some kind of veins. But if it’s his torso, bending at the hips, where are his swimming trunks? It just seems to be a generic body piece that doesn’t fit with anything else.
- Tome
  
  A penis.
- armadillo_in_furs
  
  >where are his swimming trunks?
  
  in his Speedo
undaunted

I DON’T BELIEVE YOU GUYS….isn’t this site supposed to attract photoshop savy users?…this is what i see, tell me if i’m wrong…there are two photos here, most of the front is one and most of the other photo is to the right, OUR right and what divides both is HER left arm, the outmost left line of HER LEFT arm, which is to our right, facing us…
in one photo they are both facing forward, in the other they are both facing sideways and they mixed the best of both, with some poor results.
the corner of the shoot, from her left hand to HER left shoulder, to the right edge, is one pic, where they were BOTH SITTING SIDEWAYS, thus the sharp line/corner from her leg to the trunk, which is actually her tummy, FROM THE SIDE, and behind, his big leg.
note the position of his torso, as it disapears behind his forearm, on their right…in that posture it’s obvious he is sitting sideways, not facing front, yet seeing his right leg besides hers, suggests he is stradling her too…not so…two pics, poorly mixed.
- armadillo_in_furs
  
  nice try, but that doesn’t make sense on so many levels
  I guess when you said “savvy” you didn’t mean you
  - armadillo_in_furs
    
    correction: you DIDN’T say “savvy”, you said “savy”, which might very well be you
    
    so sorry
Niko

Nothing else wrong with the pic except they erased her right-hand index finger.
- Theroguepisigit
  
  …and the fact that he either has 3 legs or the right one is growing out his ass…
squirble

Agree with the ‘nothing to see here, move along’ posts. Here’s a wider version

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jXWgNx2HcLw/TDpIEWjFc9I/AAAAAAAACng/ddlsJ0lSeFw/s1600/Anna+Jagodzinska+%26+David+Gandy+for+Dolce+%26+Gabbana+Light+Blue+Campaign+02.jpg

It’s just a funky leg/hip angle.
markybel

She is “a special needs” model, having lost her right index finger in a boating accident. “Oh look all all the pretty bubbles coming from here”, and then, WHACK! Dumb as models are, she’ll never put her hand near the propeller again, that’s for sure.
MVMNT

It’s called foreshortening…
- Richard
  
  Foreshortening does not dislocate your leg. Note the band of her bikini bottom (on her left, our right) extends beyond her hip. How could her leg come out from inside where her hip ends?
- Richard
  
  Foreshortening does not dislocate a leg. Note that her bikini bottom extends past where her leg is (her left leg, on the right side of the image for us). How could her leg come out from inside of where her hip is?
http://www.facebook.com/gabi.garcez Gabriela Garcez

For all of you assfags that couldn’t spot the disaster, Jezebel makes it easy for ya

http://jezebel.com/5710476/dolce–gabbana-frankenleg-photoshop?skyline=true&s=i
- http://www.facebook.com/reichart.artworks Sarah Reichart
  
  Thanks for that link. Even now knowing what is going on there, I can still barely see it on my small screen. Thank god for blow ups.
Genex3

There appears to be another leg behind HER left arm. (behind product)
Rain

Did no one notice that her left leg is about the width of an arm?

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