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GQ: Face/Off

Posted on 13 December by Vernon

Face/Off PSD

Average time to spot this PSD?
Females: 9 seconds
Males: 27 seconds

Thanks Tim and everyone else who sent this in. The original is here. 

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  • http://www.facebook.com/Jumpuk Johan Bohlin

    Very true.

    • Waldobaby

      Is not! Is not! Who said that “Females: 9 seconds, Males: 27 seconds” is an acceptable way to divide the world? Besides my unfortunate cousin LLoyd, that is…

      • armadillo_in_furs

        is he unfortunate because he’s your cousin?

        • Waldobaby

          Nice try. He UN-fortunately has never been able to decide which half of the world he belongs in. We say “pick one and run with it”. He just says he wants his mommy.

      • http://www.facebook.com/Jumpuk Johan Bohlin

        You know the wrtiters of this blog aren’t politicians, right? Neither am I.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=522778058 Alice Boock

    You realise she’s just leaning forward right?
    That’s what happens in photos when you lean forward.
    Example.
    http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs606.ash2/155804_467089743058_522778058_5795680_3689875_n.jpg

    • Naich

      Not really. In your photo the perspective of the body matches the relative sizes. In the PSD it doesn’t. Then there is the inside-out left elbow and the stunted right arm. This is a proper PSD if ever I saw one.

  • http://www.facebook.com/jimroyal Jim Royal

    Really? That happens to people’s elbows when they lean forward?

  • http://www.facebook.com/archpope Archpope Däch

    It’s not her elbow. It’s the fact that about 40% of her face is missing, ostensibly hidden under her hair. Also, the jawline has been altered and curves up unnaturally on her left.

    • Waldobaby

      @Däch:
      It does look that way, doesn’t it? It looks like they blanked out her face and pasted on another but didn’t line it up right. But that’s the way faces are: uneven. Try the business card thingie: put a card on the screen and you get a perfectly straight line from exactly between her eyes, the tip of the nose, the philtrum, between her two front teeth, and perfectly between her boobs. The only part that does not line up is her hair part. Of all these things, which is the LEAST important? Please say the hair!

  • Peroua

    But she still have the left elbow on the wrong side of her arm…

    • Tyler Durden

      Look at your elbow.

  • Gab

    Damn… Still don’t see it…

    • Aaa

      Stop watching her boobs, then you’ll have a chance.

  • Luuukee

    Um, I think it is the extra lozenge shaped thing coming out of her right side, people….

  • Lluuukke

    MAybe not… that is a chair. I am stupid today. Maybe always.

  • http://zzubzzub.livejournal.com/ Buzz

    her right tricep is somehow between her breast and chest

  • http://minetruly.livejournal.com/ minetruly

    She’s supposed to look all sexy and obtainable, but she has a wedding ring on her finger.

    • donkeys_are_for_fun

      o yeah married people are not obtainable

    • hahahahaha

      Could be an engagement ring…engaged people are obtainable right???

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_5A22OJ3VYJGAM7TT4IP62CUEMU melissa

      Damn that ring – I’m sure it’s all that is keeping her and you apart!…

  • heroofthebeach

    Why does anyone care about her elbow? What about the part where her head is way oversized and terribly lit?

  • JD929

    Leaning forward doesn’t appear explain the face weirdness or the twisted elbow joint, or the other arm sandwiched between the belly and right breast. I’m not sure her left knee cap is right. She might be a slight victim of bobble head syndrome.

    • Whiny_Little_Snot

      “She might be a slight victim of bobble head syndrome.”

      Nod your head if you agree.

  • Benpearman

    wheres her pinky finger

    • donkeys_are_for_fun

      you think people normally have 6 fingers?

  • Galileo

    Its not her arm or elbow…its her bobble-head! A Bratz doll comes alive.

  • http://www.facebook.com/smappdooda Bizzaro Galore

    She’s gonna go home tonight and cry herself to sleep on her HUGE PILLAH!!

  • LordBarman

    mmm… she’s actually nice… I like her legs, breasts… WHOA! WHAT A HEAD! @_@

    • LordBarman

      wait… her left elbow? wtf?

  • armadillo_in_furs

    The caption is offensive in its reification of patriarchal heteronormativity.

    • Gothchiq

      lol

    • http://twitter.com/AndrewWerling Andrew Werling

      Oh, I thought they were just saying that men were stupid.

  • Yorchus

    more than 27 seconds…

    • http://jimkeller24.livejournal.com/ Jim

      Me too. Waaay more. It’s like her boobs are yelling at me to look at them.

  • Nospam

    I’d still hit it….!

    • armadillo_in_furs

      … with a herring

  • Astridmoon

    Kudos for image quality. Are those scales on her arm?

  • http://twitter.com/cezinhagalhardo Cezinha Galhardo

    All right. I’ll give a shot: Her head is huge, but it could only mean that she can be lean foward and the art director couldnt choose a better picture because of its weirdness. But my best bet would be on the chair she’s sitting on. Is she sitting on something?

  • http://www.facebook.com/stephen.yau.hk Stephen Yau

    My wife said: Her eyes, look at the position of her left eye, and now compare to her right eye. Her left eye is much closer to the center than her right. So now if you start compare the left side of her face to the right side, you will see what’s wrong.

    • Bob

      Glad it’s not just me that thinks her eyes don’t line up. I was worried the homeschooled owl with a megawide lens made me see things…
      Oh and I’m glad my girfriend can only do parts of that.

  • http://twitter.com/arnoen Arno Enzo

    Seriously, people… PEOPLE!!
    Check the original and read the first paragraph. It’s where she all explains it. Here, I quote from that website:

    “It wasn’t an infomercial! It was an abs tape! In another life—and as I like to say, another body—I used to teach aerobics. I was paid one whole dollar to be Backup Girl #1.”

    It reads there clearly: —and as I like to say, another body—

    So this is definitely not a PsD, it’s supposed to be another body!

    Unsubscriberberberberberberberbering! Again!

  • Saurio

    Thanks PSD for boosting my male ego! It took me a minute and a half to realize what was wrong!

  • Thatguy

    Her left hand…it’s melting!

  • https://plus.google.com/100003263588328893882/posts Richard Samul

    “Made in Photoshop from various parts found strewn around the internet.”

  • Waldobaby

    Youse guys are using the part in her hair to determine the center of her face! Bo-oh-oh-oh-oh-gus.
    Her face is crooked in real life. Check http://www.thecelebrityblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/megyn-kelly-hot-in-GQ.jpg or http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_2-nEqbfc4K8/S8L3pl2LGUI/AAAAAAAACGo/W7EcZZhTmXw/s320/megyn+kelly.jpg

    • Bob

      Must be true, since non-PSD pics on the web could never be photoshopped.

      (I know, but I had to)

      • armadillo_in_furs

        OMG we’ve accidentally stumbled upon a global conspiracy! It turns out that every single photo of Megyn Kelly on the interwebs, including screen caps, has been photoshopped to make her face look un-symmetrical. This probably also extends to photoshopping her face on TV. This is probably being done by the socialists!

        • http://www.facebook.com/people/Anellia-Stefcheva/1459105162 Anellia Stefcheva

          It’s the size of the face that’s disastrous, not the lack of symmetry. Plus the strange shapes, caused by badly painted shadows and highlights: chin’s too highlighted – looks swollen, highlight on the jawline placed wrong – jawline looks like you can cut glass with it, no shadows cast by anything on anything – face looks like made of plaster, etc.

          Also, Waldo, you do realize that the first photo you linked is from the same photoshoot as the disaster one, right? Same craptastic retouch on both. Made the poor woman look like a tranny :<

          • Guest

            Nice to add transphobia to an already homophobic caption.

  • http://www.facebook.com/gabi.garcez Gabriela Garcez

    wow, huge breas-… oh wait!

  • soft

    oooh, I have such a big headache today! I feel like my head’s baloon and gonna explode!

  • Babeinpink

    it’s her index finger and middle finger, right? took me less than 10 seconds.

  • http://stoptheworld-iwantoff.blogspot.com passionofthemom

    OMG, her fingers on the left hand are FREAKTASTIC!! *shudders* I hope to god for her sake that those fingers were a PSD, and that’s not what they look like in real life.

  • Immortal_nightingale

    Enlarged breasts. Her right upper arm got pushed out, and they didn’t bother making it look svelte like the left one (which could’ve been slimmed down, too). It took me a while…

  • EricShaun

    Mmmm i struggled to spot it

    http://askmonkeyalan.com

  • Molitor

    Wow, she’s a faux.

  • Acuervos

    It might be that ring. :|

  • Fuxbran

    Gay men: 2 seconds