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Heindl: Triple Threat

Posted on 1 December by Vernon
Little Girl PSD
Oh look, isn’t that little girl a cutie, all dressed up as an Ang– OH DEAR GOD SOMEBODY PLEASE KILL IT

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  • eyeondesigns

    an angel devil hands.

  • YOU[ser]

    “Frohe Weihnachten” is again German and translates to something like “Little Devil”

    • Guest

      quite right – it actually means something like “Happy xmas” or “Season greetings…
      But I still would prefer your translation ;-)

  • MrRocking

    This is what happens when 1st cousins marry…

  • Quizzling2

    Awesome PSD.

  • Bubbles27_82

    WTF?! thats freaking scary!

  • Fastskinnydogs

    What are all those tiny numbers throughout the ad? Did PSD label other disasters, or are they actually part of the ad?

    • Fastskinnydogs

      Or is this a count-down-to-Christmas calendar (which would explain the little numbers and boxes/doors). If so, I’d be afraid, very afraid, to open up the little door each day – who knows what’s behind them!

      • kirviinci

        It is an Advent Calendar, but I wouldn’t want to open any of the doors ether!

      • Waldobaby

        Candy! Fearsome stuff!

  • CondoRius

    omg, i bought it yesterday!!! haven’t noticed the psd, but when you saw it once, you can’t put that thing on your wall. it looks freaky :D greetings from germany!

  • markduane

    It’s cute now, but when she’s older…

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Pipe-Cillo/716976424 Pipe Cillo
    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Ann-GreeStudent/100001914193721 Ann GreeStudent

      Awesome! Thanks Pipe! :-D

  • http://www.facebook.com/gabi.garcez Gabriela Garcez

    So they cut off the best half of a girl’s body. Lame!

    • http://twitter.com/andrewgatt Andrew Gatt

      That’s not the disaster. Count the hands!

      • http://www.facebook.com/gabi.garcez Gabriela Garcez

        I noticed that too. But her half body is also a disaster, IMO.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Ann-GreeStudent/100001914193721 Ann GreeStudent

      Um, how sick are you to refer to a little girl’s lower half as the best part of her body? Do you always think of children this way?

      • http://www.facebook.com/gabi.garcez Gabriela Garcez

        Sorry, I thought children had to go to the bathroom too. Apparently, they don’t. My bad.

        • hjkl

          did you mean best half as in 80p is the best half of £1? or best half as in.. eurgh.

          • http://www.facebook.com/gabi.garcez Gabriela Garcez

            Hahaha people, get your mind out of the gutter!
            I’ve been accused of being a lesbian and now a pedophile. Please don’t, I just turned 18 yesterday, now I can go arrested for this.

          • Lilith

            People just can’t understand a joke….

          • Montoya

            I think your real problem is you are just dumb.

      • Sacke

        It seems like you do….

  • http://twitter.com/soupwiththefork Matthew M

    But half of the guys are thinking “could be fun.”

  • MapleTree

    i don’t think its a disaster.. i think that the fingers on the bottom and the thumb on the left side of the box are all on the same hand.. and then another hand is behind the top of the box… it looks a little weird because i think they enlarged the white box and so it seems like she’s holding it with three hands (bc it looks too big to fit in her palm) instead of just the palm of one hand.. does that make sense?

    • http://rland.myopenid.com/ Rai

      That would make her hand absurdly large (and stretched) so still a disaster.

      • Robo Herman

        Big hands – just a wide lens on camera, maybe

  • Cosmouppenflaut

    Shit post. Shit caption. Shit blog.

    • Guest

      Then why are you here? Just go away.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Henrik-Dahl/100000923386136 Henrik Dahl

      Oh, stop whining

    • http://twitter.com/arnoen Arno Enzo

      You’re just jealous that
      1) you didn’t get the caption
      2) you didn’t see the PsD
      3) you can’t find any PsDs yourself so they would refer to you in the headline.

      Scheisse!

    • mokkori

      You don’t think the hands are a disaster? Are you an alien?

    • Sacke

      You’re welcome to return to the latrine hole you came from…

    • Crazt

      we found the author of the poster! hahaha

  • http://twitter.com/farlakes God

    More hands to open the little boxes and stuff the candy in it’s mouth…besides,it won’t even be surprised what is IN the boxes ’cause it has x-ray-vision with it’s left eye

  • JD929

    The face looks like it’s been manipulated too much, at least, the eyes over whitened, something else about the face doesn’t look right. But three hands, that’s normal for girls in some towns downstream of a nuclear power plant.

  • Blatant_blithe

    @mapletree – if that were true, it would mean she was holding up the lid of the box with just her three fingers, which is very difficult and uncomfortable! Also, the other arm looks messed up.

    @fastskinnydogs – I thought it was an advent calendar. Correct me if I’m wrong!

    • Waldobaby

      Correct as usual, King Friday.

  • Maren

    …and the headpiece is a star of david….maybe this is a christmukkah calendar?

    • Waldobaby

      Did they like register it?

  • soft

    so now we know why children shouldn’t eat candies
    maybe it’s a calendar made by WeightWatchers?
    and most horrible thing is that we can’t open (shut) her face until 24th dec!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=578354873 Gloria Li

    OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD @_@

    cannot…..be……unseen…….

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_GNUKLA572SVBXORNYBCG42CFW4 DonnaG

    Don’t like drawing hands? Guess they don’t like drawing shoulders either.
    Maybe her mom did too many drugs when she was a teenager.

  • http://rland.myopenid.com/ Rai

    Her large and disfigured hands are there to distract from the fact her head is not really attached to her body (and what is that weird dimple in the middle of her chest?)

  • Lukkkee

    Awesome PsD. Anyone who says it’s camera angle or can be explained by hand contortions is retarded.

  • http://twitter.com/arnoen Arno Enzo

    This is a German translation from a Russian poster with a child model from somewhere around Tchernobyl.

    No PsD.
    Unsubscriberberberberberberbering! Againainainainainainain.

  • Kate

    Dear God. Another fail of my dear Austrian fellow countryman.
    I have to say though, their chocolate is awesome ;)

  • Doctor Hispanico

    Calvin Johnson, wide receiver for the woeful Detroit Lions, was given the nickname “Megatron” because he has such huge hands–which he needs in order to catch any passes thrown by the Lions’ quarterbacks whose efforts range from embarrassing to erratic.

    This little girl will grown up to have much larger hands

  • Amberoni

    I’m still kind of freaked out by the choice to put what looks like an 8 year old in a be-dazzled tube top with wings on an advent calendar. That’s just… messed up. What kind of jolly pedaphile would think this up in the first place? – Oh, probably the same one who went “ooh, and she should glow almost to the point of not seeing her from the bust down! Oooh, and can we make her eye whites freaky looking, and her mouth too big, and her hands crazy stretchy?! Yeah…..”

    • Nimblicity

      It’s traditional in southern Germany and Austria. They don’t believe in Santa bringing you presents on Christmas, instead, the Christkindl (Christ child) brings them. For some strange reason, the Christ child is not depicted as a male infant, but almost always as a blond female angel about 7 years old.

    • Roo

      Plus on Christmas Eve it looks as though you rip off her face.

  • Galileo

    They all come out at christmas time, these alien werewolfs. Why they did engage one of them for this ad, beats me?

  • Nicolab2108

    You know, I emailed a really bad one. Like obviously awful. Hasn’t been posted, yet the lack of updates on this site suggests that they have barely any material.

    • Knob_Goblin

      Same here, I found a good one and I’ve been trying to send it in ever since Cosmo was still around.

  • http://best-of-redtube.com Miley Fan

    LOL thats a real good disaster :)

  • http://www.facebook.com/reichart.artworks Sarah Reichart

    She doesn’t have three hands… she has a thumb growing… out… of… her… forearm…? That so didn’t make it better…

  • Jim

    Theory: They took the picture with her hand around the closed star box, then later on decided to open the box with PS but didn’t understand the grotesque things that would apparently do to her hand.

    I think if you can imagine the lid being back on the star box with her fingers curled around the top that would be the actual, pre-PSD photo.

    As it is, it is indeed scary.

  • basti

    great. now austria is not only famous for genozide and incest but also for weird three-handed children.

  • Frank Drebin

    I don’t get it. I see two hands. And so?

    • Samuel T

      I can’t spot it, too.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001145933914 Martin Grüning

    Where did you get it – I want that calendar too! (Gab es den bei LIDL oder sowas?)

  • Adamski

    my favourite pic so far.awsome posts, thanks guys! ;-)