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Katy Perry: Gluteus Maxim

Posted on 20 December by Vernon
Katy Perry PSD

You know, there are easier ways than showing a bit of skin to get a leg-up in the music industry.

Thanks Barbara for sending this in. You can see the original here.

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  • armadillo_in_furs

    So, anyway…. Do any members of the new “team” that’s running this place (because you need 3 people to write a lame one-line caption) know anything about photoshop or photography or are they just going with their “gut”?

    • PSD

      Her left thigh and hip are obviously disfigured by some PS “artist”.

      Not to mention the unnatural waistline and wrong-angled head-neck.

      • armadillo_in_furs

        How does this answer my question?

        • BenD

          Reply hazy, try again.

      • dum-dum

        Never complain, never explain.

      • Jason W.

        How? This is not PS, this is an issue of her stance and our viewpoint, not PS!

    • Waldobaby

      Gut.

      • armadillo_in_furs

        That’s kind of depressing. One of the things that made this blog great for me was specifically photoshop themed humour in the captions. There were also PSDs with cloning gone awry and such, now it’s just “baroque anatomy”.
        Am I entering the “depression” stage?

        • Mishap

          Why don’t you create your own PSD website & then we can all laugh at your f*cking pathetic captions??!!

    • Tome

      And you? What do you know?

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=554101964 Moe ThePhotographer

    She’s hot and she’s cold and she looks like she needs hip surgery.

  • Leif Beaver

    I like how it has been put under baroque anatomy again. Its a bit weird but it looks like shes peeling off her outer ‘shell’ of skin, and a more prettier sexy Perry will jump out. (with even more eye make up)

  • Simon

    Aw, man, do you remember when stuff like this used to happen: http://www.psdisasters.com/2008/12/daily-fail-people-who-live-in-glass.html ? Those were the good old days, weren’t they?

  • Arianna

    Just looking at this makes my hip sockets ache.

  • http://www.facebook.com/gabi.garcez Gabriela Garcez

    I can do that. Seriously.

    • BenD

      I can’t, but I agree that the legs look less broken than the chestal area.

      • Josin

        I think the term for her chest is “busted.”

  • http://twitter.com/SammiDeHart §ámän†hã❦ ㋡ ✌

    Oh my, LMFAO!

  • Jack

    Back to tagging everything “baroque anatomy”…

  • Thatguy

    So you mean to tell me there’s a guy whose sole job is to write captions for this blog? This is the best you could come up with? Wow. Just wow.

    • Hank_Hanson

      I think “Wow. Just wow.” is the biggest internet commenter cliche of all time, so it’s kind of pathetic that you’re complaining about someone else’s lack of creativity.
      Bonus points for no misspellings though . . .

      • http://shtonk.blogspot.com Alx de Casa

        pathetic + cliche ?

        Wowowowow…

  • Hank_Hanson

    I’ll be glad to see when the 8th graders (who post “My girlfriend can do that!!!” or “Baroque anatomy?? Again?” or “Gosh, the ‘new’ team sure suk.”) finally crack their Net Nanny passwords and find the nude Vanessa Hudgens pictures they truly lust for.
    Then maybe I’ll never have to read their lame comments again.

    • http://www.facebook.com/gabi.garcez Gabriela Garcez

      Masturbation releases the tension and makes you less bitchy and whiny. It’s good for everyone, from 8th graders to obviously-PhD-people, like yourself.

      Not that I know of it, just guessing…

      • Waldobaby

        We have to talk.

      • armadillo_in_furs

        Thanks for the tip. I’m going to try this out!

      • Hank_Hanson

        Thanks so much for not spelling it “masterb8-shun.”
        And by reading through your commenter history, I can see now I seemed to have hit a nerve . . .
        Lame-o.

  • Leif Beaver

    On a side note, there is a voting system on the side, asking about the look of the site. I am surprised everyone is satisfied with the look of the site.

    Are you all satisfied with the site as you know that the new guys are too busy trying to concoct whitty captions, to even have time to make the site a little more slick?

    • Waldobaby

      C’mon, that ain’t fair. They got a new widget and they’re trying to use it, perhaps intelligently, but definitely continually. Popular wisdom (NOT “common sense”) says you should keep on polishing a site until it’s perfect. That comes after repairing something that ain’t broke, and that’s been done. Often.

      • dum-dum

        Keep polishing yer knob dude until you cum like a dawg.

  • Jokke

    Nice! The caption was actually pretty funny this time, and the PsD too. Good one.

  • Fearlessace

    Anyone translate the original page?
    When she said why she was voted the girl “hottest” of 2010, Katy was also fairly straightforward. “I think my curves are really something.”

    • Waldobaby

      It ALSO said ” e foi vista em um episódio especial de natal do desenho ‘Os Simpsons’ ”

      How can someone be “seen” in a cartoon??? Trust not this magazine.

      • Calico Sky

        She was actally in person on the show, a first, I think, for the Simpsons. Think Muppet Show host; that’s what it was a parody of.

      • Leftnotracks

        Not a first. Goddam Regis and goddam Kathy Lee Gifford.

  • Jason W.

    I don’t get how this is considered a photoshop disaster, this is an issue of angle and pose, not Photoshop!

  • Growup

    I only come here to post stupid pointless cracks at those running the site in place of having a life.

    Picture, what picture?

  • RoseyGlow

    Much as I dislike her pose (they probably had to duct tape her across the back so she could hold it), I don’t see anything particularly disjointing. See the title of the article across the top of the mag? I thing she’s just trying to show us, bless her heart.

  • guest

    Are you kidding? Legs are supposed to bend at the hip, not below the butt.