Happy Ever After: Eww!

I love your pouting perfect lips
I love your cute and playful hips
I place this sacred wedding band
Upon your perfect little han… o-m-g *gag*

Wedding photos

Thanks Kate for taking the time out to scan and send this into us. If you can’t see the PSD, you can check out our red circled image.

Reader Captions:

Maybe it’s plot-related. By Erlend
Who needs metacarpals and pores, anyway? By David

  • http://twitter.com/ashevillein Bill Rhodes

    is that a wedding band on his right hand?

  • Me

    His ring is also on the wrong finger.

  • Me

    HAND. Sorry, wrong hand.

    • Waldobaby

      Does that mean it doesn’t count? (No, Baby. See? No tan line on my left third finger. My other hand? That was my Fraternity ring; it got too tight…)

      In case it comes up, I can bend my little finger that way too.

  • EM

    And then there is the bad spray tan she got.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Anellia-Stefcheva/1459105162 Anellia Stefcheva

    Girls with deformed fingers starting from the wrist need love too!

  • http://twitter.com/Oglerock Sara Oglestone

    Some religions do have the ring on the right hand but I’m more freaked out by the fingers on her hand. How is she holding onto the bouquet? Where’s her wrist? What’s with the plastic skin? Was she ever wearing the dress? Are these even real people? Mind blown!

  • Cezinha Galhardo

    Her hand is wird but possible. His hand is wird (closed), badly cutted, without shadow, doesnt make volume but possible. The thing that called my attention is behind her arm, where it mets the white stuff. Seems that there was some liquify around.

    • Bob

      Your post was liquified and smudged a bit too much too.

      His little finger is awkward too, probably smoothed the skin fold.
      And he’s wearing a pink tie, that’s a PSD right there.

      • Cezinha Galhardo

        Hahahah! You’re right! I hate dirty glasses and gogs!

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_L5DQFVHHBFI4PF2NWAP3RBJAHA kleenex

    I swear I thought I was making this cover photo BETTER with the changes I was making. The deformed fingers only enhance her look.

  • http://twitter.com/amberweinberg Amber Weinberg

    look at her sausage fingers!

  • http://www.chromaticdramatic.com/ Chromatic Dramatic

    And beautiful use of the smudge on her upper arm

  • http://twitter.com/arnoen Arno Enzo

    Her pinky finger turned thumb on her. Poor girl… :(

    (and hands are soooooo overrated… tsk tsk tsk… all that fuzz…)

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000333840515 David Vonrelem

    Who needs metacarpals and pores, anyway?

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=619586555 Leif Beaver

    By god I think he’s got it! Yes! I think hes got it!
    Its a great PSD!
    Its a great caption!

    5 stars to PSD for a job well done!

  • Mordecai

    I had an owl with a finger like that…

  • Pootie-Poot

    District 9 hand.

  • Synthprax

    I wonder how much it costs to get photos taken with ImpossiLights? I wonder if super-dimensional illumination is affordable for the masses?

  • Andy Buchanan

    Wedding bands are worn on the right hand in some cultures.

    “In a few European countries, the ring is worn on the left hand prior to marriage, then transferred to the right during the ceremony. For example, a Greek Orthodox bride wears the ring on the left hand prior to the ceremony, then moves it to the right hand after the wedding.” http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ring_finger

    • Largirl

      I repeat: Seriously?? The ring has nothing to do with it. Look at her HAND…or rather, her fingers…and how they connect to the arm. It’s really pretty disturbing.

  • http://twitter.com/SaurioLIF Saurio

    She is a lizard person from V

  • BillsBayou

    I don’t always get these photos without help. Still I try. I always look at the photo before reading the title or the text below. When I saw it I said “Ewwww!” Then I read the title. Dead on the money. Great PSD!

  • valkyriae

    Maybe she is Jeremy Beadle’s daughter.

    Also, it really shows that this is Nora Roberts’ “first time in print” – “Happy ever after” should be written “Happily ever after.” It makes no sense and is up there with “Think different” from Apple.

    • Massdog55

      Actually, Nora Roberts is quite a prolific writer, this is just this particular books first time in print.

  • Gsveda

    Which is more plausible:
    – they’re Greek Orthhodox and therefore have the ring on the right hand
    – the image has been flipped

    • Largirl

      Seriously?? The ring has nothing to do with it. Look at her HAND…or rather, her fingers…and how they connect to the arm. It’s really pretty disturbing.

    • BKeys

      Dude… the Ring is on the wrong finger and that hand is really messed up… it was a rush job it looks like… The artist wasnt thinking when they made it..

  • http://anorwegianinbelgium.blogspot.com/ Erlend Johan Alvestad

    Maybe it’s plot-related.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_NZKYFAOY5Y4NJ3MNDC73RR3Q6M mb..

    Oh, come on. He didn’t really marry her for her hand, after all!!

  • Guest

    The entire body looks like it will never move from that position ever, not without some serious heat and a re-mold anyway…

  • guest

    his hand is a lil big and has a nice outline..

  • arachnophilia

    her whole arm is also comped in. or, perhaps, smudged beyond recognition with a hard outline selection tool. either one is pretty bad. but dear god, the fingers.

    • Katey1226

      Plus his wedding ring is on the wrong hand. Im pretty sure I put my husband ring on his left hand and not his right hand.

  • Photoshopeee

    That’s not the only thing, her back seems to have a growth that goes well beyond the back of her waistline.