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Victoria’s Secret: Snake Woman

Posted on 16 February by Vernon
snake woman

My home schooled sister can do that.

Thanks Beth. You can see the original by searching for “Lace Tee” on the VS site. If you can’t see the PSD, please check out our red image gallery to see the marked up version. 

Update: Seems like VS took down the original. Thankfully the cached version still exists :)

My home schooled shark did that once to my girlfriend. by Richard
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  • You’re blind

    Are you fucking serious? This site went down the toilet when it changed hands.

    • gofastmonkey

      I agree. This is NOT a disaster. Her pose looks awkward, but women are flexible. Besides the time it would take to Photoshop this would be lengthy… pointless.

      • Marcy

        She may be very thin, she may be very flexible, but her hip seems to be a bit too far to our left. I am no expert in PS, but I would think that combining two pictures (top half, bottom half) or moving her bottom half over would not take a really long time. Why photoshop it? Maybe her crotch was rectangular in one photo and her expression didn’t look sexy enough in another photo, so they combined the two. Conversely, if it is not a PSD then why use a photo that makes her hip look dislocated?

        • Commie

          It’s so she get a big ole butt.

          “TINA got a big ole butt
          I know I told you I’d be true
          But TINA got a big ole butt
          So I’m leavin’ you”

          They did it for the same reason as women wore bustles for decades.

          Oh and to answer Shakespeare above, yes, I am fucking serious. I am so serious you will melt.

    • AmazedByIdiotsLikeYou

      Then shut your fucking piehole and stop coming here, assclown.

      • salty

        the people who defend this site are clearly very smart and witty — and can deliver devastating insults that don’t sound like they were thought up by a 9 year old << that's sarcasm just to let you know because you might have trouble with words that aren't 4 letters and start with F

        • Commie

          Like the first post here?

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_LUUR5ITOXI5BC72OJBONPBQOQE Heather

    Wow…poor girl has had a big chunk of her ribcage removed.

  • http://twitter.com/Emily_Mckenzie Emily Mckenzie

    I put together a crude photoshop of how this image might NOT be a photoshop disaster.
    http://img824.imageshack.us/i/nohands.jpg/
    My use of the clone tool is, however, a complete disaster. :)

    • http://twitter.com/Emily_Mckenzie Emily Mckenzie

      Although I guess the trousers would have to have a pretty low crotch for that to be possible based on where her belly button would be – so who knows! :)

  • http://ottodestruct.com Otto

    VS didn’t take it down, it’s just that those dynamic links expire. Search for “Lace Tee” to find it on their site.

    • http://www.www.psdisasters.com Vernon

      Thanks Otto! I will make an update to the post.

      • Kathrynkelly59

        Since you updated the post, you should either a) remove the strikethrough’d text entirely, or b) add a quick note after it saying why it’s been struck through (i.e. why it is no longer relevant).

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_L5DQFVHHBFI4PF2NWAP3RBJAHA kleenex

    I swear this would not have been a PSD if she was not in such a wacky position and actually ate something for breakfast.

  • Not that Carrie

    I’m a woman and while I could probably do that, I probably don’t wanna… it looks like it would take weeks of chiro visits to fix it.

    • salty

      maybe if you had model proportions and spent a big chunk of your day doing yoga or whatever your being a woman would carry some relevance here

      • Alex

        Maybe if you weren’t such a douchebag, your comments would get taken seriously here.

      • Scourge

        and maybe if you weren’t already completely irrelevant yourself any of us might give a shit about your comments, fuckwit

  • Lee S.

    No one is shaped like that. How are people even debating this?

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_YLREO5SQDTMCWXE62YE5AVTGNI Bird

      If she were shaped like that BOTH hips would be that squared off, her waist would be thicker and she’d never had gotten any work as a model. That right hip is as broad as mine, and I’m a good 30 lbs. overweight.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Anellia-Stefcheva/1459105162 Anellia Stefcheva

    The “Burlesque” poster started a new awful trend, it seems :/

    Just like it, this image is obviously an abomination of 2 different photos. And yet again, the bottom part should have been moved a lot more to the right for the model to look at least remotely normal. Something like this: http://img341.imageshack.us/img341/4747/v311666edited.jpg

    • Kat

      If your adjusted photo only involved moving her bottom half to the right, it definitely proves that not only is this a PSD for being crooked, but also that her body has been whittled down and smoothed out to truly snakelike proportions.

  • http://www.facebook.com/gabi.garcez Gabriela Garcez

    What photoshoppers must realize here is that women actually have internal organs so it is not OK to just make girls thinner and thinner. People will know there’s something wrong.

    • salty

      yeah models are all size 10… or 8… or 6… or 4…. oh wait….

    • http://www.facebook.com/miwa.liwa Miwa Edge

      I look like that and have internal organs….and im not anorexic….

  • salty

    not a PSD

    and what would be the point of them spending very long time on photoshopping every photo like this?

    http://media.victoriassecret.com/product/prodpri2/V303067_B05.jpg

    http://media.victoriassecret.com/product/prodpri2/V314184_CROP1.jpg

    • http://www.facebook.com/gabi.garcez Gabriela Garcez

      Oh wow this Lace Tee can make any girl flexible??? Yes, I’m definitely getting one!

    • Bob

      My question -as a man- is why that weird pose?

      • Mike

        Uh, because it’s fucking sexy. My question -as a straight man- is are you gay?

        • Bob

          Nope. But between teh shopped nipples, the lack of boob definition and the twisting of the spine, I find it nice, but not “fucking sexy”

          • John

            Whoever finds that sexy has a bizarre fetish…

  • getreal

    If you can’t see the PSD in this, you might be spending just a wee bit too much time in SL.
    Tell you what. I’ll trade you 40 Lindens for a liver for this poor girl.

  • greennotGreen

    Once again, I want to lay this at the feet of the art director or whoever thought a) an emaciated model whose rib cage is grotesquely out of proportion to the rest of her body was a good choice or b) a slender, reasonably proportioned young woman was too “fat” for Victoria’s Secret.

    And no, it’s not a hard photoshop to pull off. I just undid it in about three minutes, and I’m not a professional.

  • RichardWagner

    My homeschooled shark did that once to my girlfriend.

  • Kargathia

    It’s not even the blown-out-of-proportion thinning that they did to her – after all; that’s pretty much the norm it seems, but can somebody please explain to me how those horribly defigured wristbones ever got past any semi-competent art director?!

    My apologies if I’m inadvertently making fun of people with wrist cancer.

  • Che

    Sorry, I couldn’t see any PSD, all I see is a see-through top. Mmmm bewbs.

  • http://www.webdesignsydney.org/ Ned

    Grat post,
    how you find all these image :) ?
    Regards
    Ned

  • ACNN

    You guys CLEARLY know nothing of Candice Swanepoel.
    She has a CRAZY waist to hip ratio. Look at any of her photos, her waist is just naturally very small, and she has wider hips.
    This photo is far from a psd. I could easily pull off a pose like that and I’m no model.

  • Ghl

    If you zoom in, you can see the wast was pinched or squashed a little… But this feature is amplified by the arm that cuts between the hips.

  • guest

    i think her waist is just like that…. look here: http://www.shotsdaily.com/gifts/candice_swanepoel_lingerie.php