Nestle Fitness Chocolat: Big in France

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We are French! Our women are, how you say, tough, bold! They have epaules trés grande! Ok maybe only one epaule… but it is trés grande!

Thanks Hans. You can see the original here. If you can’t see the PSD, please check out our red image gallery to see the marked up version.

Jesus. If you’re gonna screw things up like that, why not just put Sophie Ellis Bextor’s head on Megan Fox’s body, change the text to Esperanto and call it a day. Preferably at a bar where you can drown what remains of your pitiful soul in Yuengling Porter.  By DocAltMed

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  • http://www.facebook.com/nomasan Damon Blackheart

    What a disaster, she has one shoulder très très large ! :)
    On a side note Nestlé is from Switzerland not France, and Nestlé products in France don’t bear the ‘fabriqué en france (made in france)’ logo.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_J6BA3Y7PYBWELOIHSAHTO2HBKQ Adam

    She, uh, seems to have some unexpected junk in the trunk as well.

    • Circularfile

      That’s what happens when you think your chocolate cereal is healthy and lowfat because it is named Fitness.

  • Bob

    What? She just took the extra collarbone that the stylized silhouette above her doesn’t seem to need.

  • Samantha0912

    Trés grande should come before epaules… Elle a tres grande epaules.

    • Samantha0912

      Grandes*

    • Sébastien Dekoninck

      In fact you can say “Elle a de très grandes épaules” or “Elle a des épaules très grandes”.

  • jeneria

    It’s not a PSD. That’s just so the chip can fit more comfortably!

  • Starlitskyy

    Not a PSD – its clearly a case of botched arm transplant surgery.

  • Bob

    France is of course the country that gave us Amélie Mauresmo. Large shoulders are nothing new.

  • Silver

    The problem is likely that they transplanted the incorrect head and half of a twisted neck on that oddly misshapen body…

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=619586555 Leif Beaver

    Any one notice the size of that spoon?

    • http://www.facebook.com/gabi.garcez Gabriela Garcez

      Hmm… Seems like a normal cooking spoon to me.

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=619586555 Leif Beaver

        Well in that case my mixing spoons at home are smalller then that one.

    • Com0200

      I thought her left hip was outstanding.

  • Waldobaby

    Boys and girls, this is FITNESS CHOCOLATE! Il n’est pas un désastre possible avec un tel concept! Quelqu’un veut-il acheter un pont?

  • Wobin

    Nestlé is from Switzerland but this box is not sold in Switzerland otherwise you would have text in French and German (also Italian on the side).

  • Wobin

    As a follow up to my previous comment here is a picture of the box sold in Switzerland: http://www.leshop.ch/leshop/Main.do/direct/en/Search/nestl%C3%A9%20fitness/

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Keith-Stuart/100002081180287 Keith Stuart

    Thats a big spoon!

  • gemma

    The first thing that I noticed (OK, the second thing, after CHOCOLATE) was the way they’ve hidden the stylised figure’s hand behind the swoosh.

    For people who wished their arms ended in a point.

  • Tchize

    When you try french words, please, check your spelling, grammar and use correct accents:

    “We are French! Our women are, how you say, tough, bold! They have très grandes épaules! Ok maybe only one épaule… but it is très grande!”

  • Prospero761

    Looks like a might grand tete, as well…

  • http://vercingetorix.myopenid.com/ Tor

    Jesus. If you’re gonna screw things up like that, why not just put Sophie Ellis Bextor’s head on Megan Fox’s body, change the text to Esperanto and call it a day. Preferably at a bar where you can drown what remains of your pitiful soul in Yuengling Porter.

  • Synthprax

    The first thing I saw was the stylized figure of a woman who’s been reaching into the chipper again.
    I’ve seen five-heads and even seven-heads, but too-shoulder? This is a first.

  • Youma

    My spoon is too big!

    • http://profiles.google.com/likalaruku Allaiyah Weyn

      I’m a banana!

  • http://photoshop-clippingpath.blogspot.com/ clipping path

    Your blog is really helpful for photoshop tutorial & lots of tips!
    many many thanks for sharing this nice post!

  • http://twitter.com/adventprod Eugenio Crippa

    by the way.
    “très” is correct.
    “trés” is wrong.

  • Manondesources

    Haha really guys why are you making fun of our skills in foreign languages ? Actually you’re right we sucks in English, but I can assure that in France we don’t have de très grandeS épauleS.