Monthly Archives: March 2011

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All Ultra Power: New and Improved

Posted on 18 March by Vernon
all detergent

Translation: We all get dirty… And sometimes it may lead to dismemberment!

Thanks Ginny for sending in the image and providing the caption! If you can’t see the PSD, pleasecheck out our red image gallery.

(Serial Killers Note to partner)

Julie, can you please do all this today;

1) Shopping (we need bleach)
2) Bring in the mail
3) Hang up washing
4) Bury next door neighbours Jack Russell
5) Dispose of little girl & various extra body parts (if you find any more)
6) Clean house

Love you! See you tonight!
Mwah!

P.S. I finish work at the Post office at 3pm.  By Leif

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Victoria’s Secret: Equal Opportunity Employer

Posted on 16 March by Vernon

New to VS‘s stable of pretty but seriously disfigured models is Ramona who was run over by a train and sewn back together in a groundbreaking surgical procedure.

Thanks Victoria for the great find. You can see the original below. If you can’t see the PSD, please check out our red image gallery.

In Beetlejuice her torso would be perfectly acceptable. She reminds me of the prostitute in the waiting room who was cut in half and her torso is sitting on the couch next to her legs. Clearly that was the inspiration here. By jeneria

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Tally Weijl: One Leg Too Few

Posted on 15 March by Vernon
girl on bike

“A lovely leg for the role, I’ve nothing against your right leg. The trouble is neither have you. You fall down on your left.” (Peter Cook in the Unidexter sketch).

Thanks Christian! You can see the original here. If you can’t see the PSD, please check out our red image gallery to see our marked up version.

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Last Call: A Few Ideas

Posted on 11 March by Vernon
long arm

I think lastcall need to add a few more ideas to their list.

Thanks Peter! You can see the original here. If you can’t see the PSD, please check out our red image gallery to see the marked up version.

After the shoot, she went back to her regular job as sheriff.
Nowhere but law appreciates such a long arm. By SuaveyDavey

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Spanx: For the Mammary

Posted on 10 March by Vernon
boob job

“Elegant V neck give a subtle hint of cleavage…”
That’s too subtle! More shadow…a bit more…and while you have all that shadow on your brush just darken up her pits a bit, don’t want the stubble to show.

Thanks Reba! You can see the original here. If you can’t see the PSD, please check out our red image gallery for a marked up version.

I don’t know what is more of a turn off: the fact that her boobs are super glued together or this terrible BEIGE underwear or whatever that is.  By Gabriela

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Dove: Sock Puppet

Posted on 9 March by Vernon
finger problems

Sock puppet def:
1) A false online identity adopted by trolls and malcontents;
2) A cute puppet worn on the hand – see attached image of Jennie Garth dancing up a storm with her sock  puppet, Lambchop.

Thanks for goes to Jen and Laura! You can see the original here. If you can’t see the PSD, please check out our red image gallery to see a marked up image.

Is that a leg on her shoulder?  by PlastFarfar
That miss sharpen arm reminds me of the Lochness monster. by Leif

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Victoria’s Secret: Child Bearing Hips

Posted on 8 March by Vernon
child bearing hips

Eagerly awaiting all the inappropriate comments on this one… VS has done it again – but for the love of god, WHY?

Thanks Daniel for the submission. You can see the original here. If you can’t see the PSD, please check out our red image gallery to see a marked up version. 

That is crystal-nasty! And “Child bearing”!? She’d need a strap to keep the baby in place!  by Synthprax

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