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Golden Acrylics: Shopping Crimes

Posted on 29 April by Vernon
  • Stock image – $2.50
  • PS “artist” – $10.00
  • Branding impression of a lifetime – Priceless!

Thanks Ryan. You can see the original here.

Let’s all give her a big hand! Oh, wait….  By Hor**y

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  • Azdogpal

    so gross.

  • http://twitter.com/Emily_Mckenzie Emily Mckenzie

    Oh wow.

  • No

    The caption on the page was a perfect set up for parody, but you opted for a Mastercard reference instead?

    • http://www.alirat.co.nz Alison Griffiths

      I did have an alternative caption but I opted for the Mastercard one instead. the alt one is “The shopper becomes the shopped”. Sorry to disappoint.

  • http://profiles.google.com/cardcsakura America Garcia

    que onda con el brazo!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Cheryle-Taverner/100001010106231 Cheryle Taverner

    no one saying this is no psd! shock horror!!!!!!

    just why bother at all to pretend shes holding that!.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Anellia-Stefcheva/1459105162 Anellia Stefcheva

    The mall (?) might be a stock photo, but where did they take the “model” from – I can’t imagine :/

  • Ana Paula

    Horror show!

  • Horny Toad

    Let’s all give her a big hand! Oh, wait….

  • http://www.facebook.com/nomasan Damon Blackheart

    PSD compilation detected !

  • Otter

    Holy sheet :D
    No way dude, just no way. How could any idiotic manager said: “Okay, this looks fine” to this?! XD

  • http://therufus.wordpress.com/ Rufus

    “- $10.00″ … is this Minus?

  • suaveydavey

    I can’t see it.

    • An

      look at her hand holding the thing

      • No

        Which hand? You’ll need to be more specific please.

  • Nina

    Holy… what… I … O_o

    This picture should be tagged “can provoke epileptic seizures”!

  • http://twitter.com/robgs Robert Gage-Smith

    That’s certainly one way to lose an account

  • http://profiles.google.com/joebarasa Joe Barasa

    this would be perfect choice of acrylics to use in a rendition of that famous painting ‘the scream’ http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Scream

    now excuse me while i *SCREEEEAAAAMMM!!!*

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_HIVEBTRYPARXTYH5EWHSTVDEDI handystl

    That’s nothing, my girlfriend can do that

    • http://www.www.psdisasters.com Vernon

      That is classic and very funny!

    • RichardWagner

      Hey, you stole my girlfriend!

      • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_HIVEBTRYPARXTYH5EWHSTVDEDI handystl

        my mistake — this is my girlfriend

  • http://twitter.com/Immelmann42 Immelmann

    You guys have been finding some really good ones lately. Though… maybe ‘good’ isn’t the best word.

  • http://twitter.com/farlakes God

    well, I’m old as you might know…so my eyes play tricks on me, but do I really read ” Prusian Bloe Hoe” on that container?

  • Gammu

    And this is how General Ineptitude got his fourth star.

  • Bargonzo

    Caption, picture, and comment: Hat-trick! Congrats!

  • http://profiles.google.com/dbelvede Dany Belvedere

    Another true PSD, however I must say: “unsuscribing” because………suscribing is too mainstream.

  • http://www.facebook.com/gabi.garcez Gabriela Garcez

    Ughhh I hate it when PSD gets it right! No hating, no fun.

  • http://profiles.google.com/likalaruku Allaiyah Weyn

    I’ve seen grade schoolers do better photoshop projects with their feet.

  • http://www.colorexpertsbd.com clipping path

    Thanks a lot for sharing with us! I always like to read your blog post!!

  • http://twitter.com/gruenima martin gruening

    This hurts. …. no… it sucks… no, it’s…. unbelievable… or, no, it… ehm… aaaaargh….

    • arachnophilia

      it’s… art! cubist photography!

      also, it does sort of represent the quality of their product.

  • BananaBread

    What can I say, she’s a specialist BIG-jar thief with scooping action. Now she needs work on how to hide said jar especially when it emits a disturbingly, demonic, dark aura.

    For a manufacturer of ARTIST quality acrylics, they should have more design taste. Then again, there are talented-tasteless people, or tasteless-talented people, tamarind-tasty-toasty people, or they just hate going digital.

  • Zakthejap

    I thought the photo was ok.

  • guest

    Went to the “see original here” link…they changed it! It’s still a shallow meaty turd of a psd, but now new and improved with “fre” shipping!