Newport News: Giraffable

long neck

It’s attractive to have a long neck. It must be REALLY attractive to have a very long neck. You think? Duh.

Thanks to Anonymous.  You can see the original here. If you can’t see the PSD, please check out our marked up red image gallery.

My giraffe can do that.  By OldGeezer
The label “Overdone” would be more suitable. She looks like a barbie doll, and her arms like Polly Pocket’s ones. By Robert

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  • Old Geezer

    My giraffe can do that.

  • Rafael Jeffman

    Neck? What about her arms, legs, ribs, skin, hair…

    • SueRogoEster

      It’s like she’s made of barbie-material!

      • Jean

        She’s completely a Barbie doll. Very disturbing.

  • SuperJustice

    I’m a Barbie Girl…

  • Abigail Ethington

    I agree with Rafael. What is up with those arms!?!?!?! Whoever did this PS job made her look like an alien.

  • Byteme

    The hair is giving the illusion of a long neck. look where her shoulders would go up and meet the neck and it’s not so ridiculous.

    • Byteme

      The skinny arms on the other hand look ridiculous.

    • Commie

      Yeah but then they draw black lines down either side of it so looks like her neck starts below her shoulders.

  • Robert Goldbach

    The label “Overdone” would be more suitable. She looks like a barbie doll, and her arms like Polly Pocket’s ones.

  • Dan

    Her left shoulder looks too far out, if you remove the hair her shoulder width would be too wide.

  • Millertimeworldwide

    You can really notice the poor PS’ing where her left arm meets the background. boooooooooo

  • Bizzaro Galore

    Photoshop or not, that girl if effin’ creepy.

  • Bird

    Probably not a square inch of her that hasn’t been photoshopped.
    I’m hiring this guy:

  • Synthprax

    OMG. Can you imagine seeing a person who looks like this in real life?
    And to the people who think the neck isn’t that bad… look in the mirror; your neck is not the same length as your head.

  • Miss Silver


  • Holasenor

    her arms dude her arms… way to thin.. also a PSD

  • kleenex

    She’s a super freak, super freak
    She’s super-freaky, yow

  • Fuckyou

    Seriously? Her arms are that fucking skinny(shopped) and you’re commenting on her neck? I fucking hate this blog.

    • Yo momma

      Suck it, honey.

  • LouisM

    Her shirt is suppose to have pleats, as per the second image. Yet it’s tight on her. Where did that extra fabric go without any folds or wrinkles?

  • Eddie Murphy

    I’m Gumby damn it! Pull my arms and neck and stretch me however you want!

  • Kris

    Seriously? The only thing marked as a PSD on this image is her NECK?

  • Allaiyah Weyn

    The giraffe looks a little underfed to me.