AB Exercise Ball: Butt Clenches

…and lift…and stretch…holding the ball tightly between your buttocks…

Thanks Robert. You can find the original here. We’ve posted a couple more images below that are fun to look through.

The highlight on the ball in the top of the second image gives new meaning to “where the sun don’t shine.” By Arle
It’s a web coding error. The green ball is actually a small owl but css5 has rendered it round and green. By Mordecai

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  • Commie

    um… it’s intentional! Read the freaking box! FAIL

  • fnarf

    “Excerciser” is spelled wrong too. This is beyond horrible.

  • MrRocking

    Caution: Not to be taken internally.

    Side effects may include:
    - Increased buoyancy
    - A tendency to bounce
    - Reduced appetite
    - Pre-Natal misdiagnosis
    - Static attraction of balloons, lint and small pieces of paper.

  • Scott

    That first picture looks like Kim Kardasian with a burst implant.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=619586555 Leif Beaver

    The last image is the best.

  • Mordecai

    It’s a web coding error. The green ball is actually a small owl but css5 has rendered it round and green.

    • Commie

      no one likes you moron
      stop commenting!

      • Anon

        Is this Commie? Or Commie’s clone?

  • http://profiles.google.com/alexfkraus Alex Kraus

    Good ol’ Big Lots. I’d know that price sticker anywhere.

    • Circularfile

      Gee, I wonder why they weren’t able to sell more of these in regular stores…

  • http://www.facebook.com/arle.lommel Arle Richard Lommel

    The highlight on the ball in the top of the second image gives new meaning to “where the sun don’t shine.”

  • Jshook

    In the first image you can play a fun game where you make yourself see that her left leg is the one with the toes pointing away from you, and her right leg is somehow impossibly crossing it and is the other one. In fact that’s how I first saw it, and it took me a few seconds to work out which leg went in which direction. I understand perspective and all that, but I can’t help but feel her right leg is noticeably longer than her left. But it could just be the camera angle.

    They have these things at the gym I go to, but they are about eight times the size, so there is no danger of their getting accidentally wedged into any body crevices, as seems to have happened a few times here.

    I’m no expert, but I don’t see the advantage of any of the exercises pictured. Whatever they are. Well, maybe the last one.

    I wonder where she actually was when her photos were taken. Adding to the general sense of spatial improbability is that the photographs of the model don’t seem to have been taken at the same angle as is implied by the perspective (such as it is) of the background (which I suspect is a PsD all its own.) This is painfully evident in the second-to-last photo. Speaking of which, evidently whatever photo or composite they used as the background doesn’t seem to have had enough wall space on the right to accommodate the model in the main photograph. A commendably understated effort has been made to extend the wall forward, with a tastefully subtle hint of baseboard to the right of the model (her left), but the wall seems to be pure white, not the elegant ivory of the rest of the room. It seems they just gave up faking the wall extension once they had turned the corner above the baseboard – they just did a quick blend to white and called it a day’s work well done.

    Handy Tip: The Drop Shadow layer effect in Photoshop is a real time-saver!

    • Marcy

      I thought is was funny that they made an attempt at shadows when they were so far of on everything else.  Then again, they put shadows in places they wouldn’t be, like where she is supposedly touching the floor.

      • Jshook

        I wish they had tried to make the floor shiny. You know, with reflections….

        • Marcy

          That would have been awesome

  • queenmaeve

    Just add a drop shadow to the layer. It’ll look perfectly natural.

  • Ralphie

    No “if you can’t see the PSD click here” - I was wondering just how big the circle can be

  • Rob

    Ouch! Right in the obilques.

  • Misshap

    It’s INTENTIONAL! It’s a sex toy! You can stuff it up your arse, commie!

    • Commie

      how about i stuff it up your ass or would you like that? dumbass

      • Misshap

        Hmmmm…I’d love that….& then you can stuff your head up your own arse!

        • Commie

          maybe then you could lick my ass?

          • Misshap

             oh yeah, after that you can eat your mutha’s pussy

  • drew..

    Not many posts make my laugh aloud but this one was priceless!!

  • http://twitter.com/farlakes God

    and you can inflate the AB-Exerciser by farting as you go. Just be cautious, farting may be dangerous for the environment and to your loved ones

  • Jo_Momma

    Blog whore is blogwhoring.

  • Commie

    I have giant hairy balls. Suck them, fuckface.

    • Misshap

       Are you going to sell them as AB Exerciser Balls? Cuntie!

  • markbda

    Let’s face it (inappropriate simile but too lazy to change), anything to do with a 9″ ball combined with female buttocks is guaranteed to capture the attention of a good majority of males. Combine that with “cranks up the intensity and targets the muscles you want from all sides” and you will see that anyone who complains about typos  or highlights is seriously missing the point!

  • robertsproductions

    I submitted this! Thanks for posting!

  • Asteroid1717

    Granted, it’s a bit bigger than a normal baby, but she seems to be giving birth to it rather well.