Monthly Archives: July 2011

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CNN: Guatemalan Sinkholes

Posted on 29 July by Vernon

CNN Boss: We need a photo of the damage. And it has to be dramatic.
Peon: OK, I’ll see if I can contact Guatemalan authorities.
CNN Boss: No time for that!
Peon: Then what should I do?
CNN Boss: Scan this in. Circle around the hole. Place over this picture. Also scan in these lights. Put them in the hole.
Peon: I don’t think this is going to work.
CNN Boss: When’s the last time I cared what you think? Get it done, NOW!
Peon: OK… How’s this?
CNN Boss: Perfect! Now upload it, this story is breaking goddammit!
Peon: I think I’ll include this in my portfolio for my freelance business.

Thanks Bill for both the PSD and the caption. You can see the original here.

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A Local Mall: Shop Shop Shopping Shoppers

Posted on 27 July by Vernon
There should be more models like blue T-shirt guy. He just fits in. Everywhere.

Thanks T. The original was found in a local mall.

Reader Captions:

They figured if they didn’t show the shirt, no one would be able to tell it was the same guy.  I always identify people, not by their faces, but by the color of their shirt.  Every time my mother where a yellow shirt, I think she’s my Uncle Fred.  It gets very confusing at thanksgiving. By Stella

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A16: Dangling Participle

Posted on 26 July by Vernon

While rock-climbing, hazardous cloning endangers falling. (*Some intentional grammatical errors included.)

Thanks Josh. You can find the original at your local A16 store.

Reader Captions:

No PSD…  She is starting to fall through a worm hole and in a couple seconds she will be completely gone.  by Kleenex

Sandra’s attempt to escape the rip in the space/time continuum wasn’t looking good. By MrRocking

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Aussie Living: Sofa And Yet So Close

Posted on 25 July by Vernon
The cut-and-paste would not have been noticed had they not embedded the model into the couch and not onto the couch.

Thanks Sarah. The original can be found in the “Aussie Living” catalog from Australia.

Reader Captions:

Not a PSD! The Couch has been caught in mid-shot and is actually about to eat her!

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H&M Life: She’s A Looker

Posted on 22 July by Vernon

Humm….

Thanks Lara. You can see the original here.

Reader Captions:

I suppose an assumption of a terrible childhood shotgun accident is out of the question, no? By Waldobaby

There’s no “if you can’t see the PSD, please click here” link. Very unconsiderate of you. I am  unsubscribeieing. by Gabriel

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Madeleine: Geometry of Innocent Flesh On The Bone

Posted on 21 July by Vernon


The ‘Winter Wedge’ look achieved with extreme body modification (and just a touch of the liquify tool).

Thanks Peter! You can see the original here. If you can’t see the PSD, please check out our marked up image.

If I stand at that exact angle, with my torso twisted just so, and take out all my bones and organs, I can totally do that. By Peaceetc

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