PHOTOSHOP DISASTERS GREATEST HITS
Monthly Archives: July 2011
CNN Boss: We need a photo of the damage. And it has to be dramatic.
Peon: OK, I’ll see if I can contact Guatemalan authorities.
CNN Boss: No time for that!
Peon: Then what should I do?
CNN Boss: Scan this in. Circle around the hole. Place over this picture. Also scan in these lights. Put them in the hole.
Peon: I don’t think this is going to work.
CNN Boss: When’s the last time I cared what you think? Get it done, NOW!
Peon: OK… How’s this?
CNN Boss: Perfect! Now upload it, this story is breaking goddammit!
Peon: I think I’ll include this in my portfolio for my freelance business.
Thanks Bill for both the PSD and the caption. You can see the original here.
Thanks T. The original was found in a local mall.
They figured if they didn’t show the shirt, no one would be able to tell it was the same guy. I always identify people, not by their faces, but by the color of their shirt. Every time my mother where a yellow shirt, I think she’s my Uncle Fred. It gets very confusing at thanksgiving. By Stella
While rock-climbing, hazardous cloning endangers falling. (*Some intentional grammatical errors included.)
Thanks Josh. You can find the original at your local A16 store.
No PSD… She is starting to fall through a worm hole and in a couple seconds she will be completely gone. by Kleenex
Sandra’s attempt to escape the rip in the space/time continuum wasn’t looking good. By MrRocking
Thanks Sarah. The original can be found in the “Aussie Living” catalog from Australia.
Not a PSD! The Couch has been caught in mid-shot and is actually about to eat her!
The ‘Winter Wedge’ look achieved with extreme body modification (and just a touch of the liquify tool).
If I stand at that exact angle, with my torso twisted just so, and take out all my bones and organs, I can totally do that. By Peaceetc