Monthly Archives: August 2011

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Aktual Magazine: Featuring Real People

Posted on 31 August by Vernon
Got to hand it to those mid-European chicks – no amount of jaw deficiency is going to keep them off the cover of a magazine!
Thanks Tomislav for scanning and sending this into us.

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Noncorporeal Mandibular Syndrome is a serious problem. How dare you make fun of this brave, challenged woman! Unsubscribering. By Rick

The wax figure looks less Schwarzenegger and more Phil Hartman (SNL). By CrankyCatholic

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Ryan Homes: Flimsy Façade

Posted on 29 August by Vernon
The real estate crisis and cheaper homes have led to some lazy construction practices of late. Dubbed the ‘thin client’ technique by real estate agents, and an ‘outright swindle’ by would-be buyers, the controversy continues.

Thanks Mike. The original can be found in the latest Ryan Homes newsletter. If you can’t see the PSD, please see our red circled image.
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The Hobbit Fili Kili: Too Many Already

Posted on 26 August by Vernon
Extra points if you can find the fifteenth finger.

Thanks Marco! You can see the original here.

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Not a PSD.  That’s the sword of Many Woven Fingers.  Someone needs to brush up on their lore. by jeneria

You really don’t count 5 1/2 fingers and a thumb?  You sure?  Unless the hilt is made of fingers, of course.  I admit I am not 100% on my Tolkien lore…

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Bernsteinladen: Meet My Squeeze

Posted on 25 August by Vernon
The power to be thinner is in the mind. Hold your hands just so and …think. You see? The power of positive slimming!

Thanks Thorsten. The original can be found in a shop in Hamburg, Germany.

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If she really does look like that, then she must be one heck of a swimmer.  Even her head is aerodynamic (or maybe that it is aquadynamic) By Stella

IT’S DEFINITELY A PSD! I mean look how poor quality work they did with that building and reflection of the random dude with the glasses… oh wait… By Dave

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Splinter Cell Conviction: Long Arm of the Law

Posted on 24 August by Vernon
The new Splinter Cell Xbox 360 game comes with a warning. Do not play for extended periods without a break or you could suffer from ‘player’s arm’ – a condition which is both painful and permanent. 

Thanks Dave! You can see the original here. If you can’t see the PSD, you can check out our red circled image.
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Beachmall: Full Face Transplant

Posted on 23 August by Vernon
The models for Beachmall are so stunningly beautiful that they have watermarked the images (repeatedly) so that no-one will steal them.


Thanks Brittany.  You can see the original here. 

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I don’t think it’s nice to mock those born with Facialmeltosis and Cranial Cartoonitis. It’s a disease, people, a disease! By jeneria

Let me get this straight.  Someone went back and got a picture of Kirk Douglas, and for some reason pasted it over the face of the model?  What is wrong with actually taking a picture here? By Swingboy3

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Cosmo: On the Other Hand

Posted on 22 August by Vernon
Dianna Agron is positively gleeful with the modifications to her left hand. “I was always embarrassed at its size,” she confided, “I feel normal again – thank you Cosmopolitan!” 

Thanks Kristi and Donna. You can find the original here.

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Forget the hand, I’d be more embarrassed about using the word ‘va-jay-jay’ seriously. By Hananobira

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True Blood: Uncontrollable

Posted on 19 August by Vernon
You’re going a little too far with that arm, please retract.
Thanks Tomek! You can see the original here. If you can’t see the PSD, please check out our red circled image.
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Has anyone given a thought to maybe they’re trying to put her back together?  by WaldoBaby

Hip coming out from the middle of the stomach? Why not! by Anellia

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