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Aktual Magazine: Featuring Real People

Posted on 31 August by Vernon
Got to hand it to those mid-European chicks – no amount of jaw deficiency is going to keep them off the cover of a magazine!
Thanks Tomislav for scanning and sending this into us.

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Noncorporeal Mandibular Syndrome is a serious problem. How dare you make fun of this brave, challenged woman! Unsubscribering. By Rick

The wax figure looks less Schwarzenegger and more Phil Hartman (SNL). By CrankyCatholic

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  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000540895179 Geoffrey Palomino

    That’s just scary…

  • POTD

    ET phone home

  • someone

    I dont see an issue here?

    • someone

      found it .. :D

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_L5DQFVHHBFI4PF2NWAP3RBJAHA kleenex

    NO PSD……

    That is only a scan of a special 3D image…. 

  • Cropper

    It looks like the guy’s leg showed behind her so they cloned it out but messed up.

  • Stella

    Definite photoshop.  Definite disaster.

  • http://rodatradar.blogspot.com/ ZealotZebra

    Yes, this is an “Actual magazine”. And it has Arnold Schwarzenegger on it, so it must be ok.

  • RickRussellTX

    Noncorporeal Mandibular Syndrome is a serious problem. How dare you make fun of this brave, challenged woman! Unsubscribering.

  • crankycatholic

    The wax figure looks less Schwarzenegger and more Phil Hartman (SNL).

    • Anon

      A much more worthy candidate for wax figuring.

  • JStass

    Maybe she’s just a ventriloquist’s dummy… and the guy is her puppeteer, hence why he’s staring off into the distance instead of at the camera like everyone else. He’s doing the “look, I’m doing something else while the dummy talks” trick.

    • Marcy

      I don’t think I want to know which of his body parts is operating her mouth

  • Brigantiadesigns

    Actually, I think it’s ok. I think she’s disapparating.

    • Guest

      wha..?

  • jeneria

    Actually, I have a friend with a scar that makes her face look similar from some angles.  Not saying that’s the case here, but it’s possible? 

  • alejo699

    Nothing to do with the PSD, but I love the photo in the upper right, where one guy is pointing his finger gun at a very glum-looking guy’s nose. 

  • Waldobaby

    Let this be a lesson to all grandmothers who are fixated on Botox. It’s just not worth it, dearie.

  • Ed_W

    Like the Burmese python, she can dislocate her jaw to swallow an entire rat.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_IHNS7IPSXX2RMDJZUTLIV5H2GU Leisa Huston

    …the hell?

  • Bargonzo

    Seriously, the question is WHY??!?

  • Lisa_c

    Hahaha, had to be Croatian. :P

  • https://twitter.com/#!/haversam [A]

    “Oh, it’s just the cover…..who’s gonna notice?”