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Beachmall: Full Face Transplant

Posted on 23 August by Vernon
The models for Beachmall are so stunningly beautiful that they have watermarked the images (repeatedly) so that no-one will steal them.


Thanks Brittany.  You can see the original here. 

Reader Captions:

I don’t think it’s nice to mock those born with Facialmeltosis and Cranial Cartoonitis. It’s a disease, people, a disease! By jeneria

Let me get this straight.  Someone went back and got a picture of Kirk Douglas, and for some reason pasted it over the face of the model?  What is wrong with actually taking a picture here? By Swingboy3

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  • https://twitter.com/#!/haversam [A]

    GAH!!

  • Azsnapz

    All I got to say is “WOW”! Was the original face that bad that they had to give her a new one. I mean her face couldn’t have possibly been any wose than the end result. Right?

  • http://themegapope.blogspot.com/ Megapope

    GAH that is creepy

  • Cristi Radio

    ha ha ha ha

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Lindsay-Niles/60704043 Lindsay Niles

    Couldn’t get the model release, eh?

  • Stu Martin

    Why not just use a paper bag? ;)

  • Bevan

    Sticking her head through the hole has deformed her face!!!

    • clickety6

      That was the problem – she slammed her face down and there was no hole!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=619586555 Leif Beaver

    Dear God! Please no! Arrrgghhhh.

    Fugly.

    • http://twitter.com/farlakes God

      Too late Leif.. I was expecting some art from you and this is what it took to get some.
      You should Photodraw more ( or Moore, but in this case it doesn’t matter anymore)

      • http://twitter.com/farlakes God

        hold on..
        ( when all is well, something should pop up underhere)

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=619586555 Leif Beaver

    I thought I might fix it in just 10 mins. Used the chick in Vernons adverts.

    Did this with Photopaint too (yucky program)

    • http://www.www.psdisasters.com Vernon

      This looks very scary!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Leandro-Fiori/100000595992168 Leandro Fiori

    Thats not a PSD, that`s what happens when you stays 2 hours face down, like she is on the other photo.

  • jdm8

    Reminds me of the “U MAD?” character.  Just a bit of a smile and she’d be there.

  • Viola

    WHY WHY WHY?!

  • Gowssian Blerr

    A man trapped in a woman’s body???

    • Waldobaby

      Maybe there’s a male PS Artiste who dreams of what could have been…

      • Commmie

        why are you still here retard?????????

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1667096332 Flavio Freitas

    OMG! This creepy face will haunt me forever!

  • Cropper

    It is a hidden message from the Illuminati. Give up all yee who Photoshop!

  • http://rodatradar.blogspot.com/ ZealotZebra

    I’m slightly concerned over how she’s managed to just tan her stomach. Maybe she was covered in bandages allover after that accident and subsequent face transplant. Good for her, going to the beach anyway.

    • AnnPopovic

      Best. Comment. Ever.

  • Bob

    The eyes! They follow me around the room! Make them stop!

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_L5DQFVHHBFI4PF2NWAP3RBJAHA kleenex

    No PSD…..

    RS stands for Really Scary…..

    They used a proper model so no PSD. 

  • http://www.facebook.com/mglicksman Mike Glicksman

    In the future, all people will be able to turn their face without turning their head.

  • visitorrrrr

    That’s the trollface!!!

    • jdm8

      Thanks, I was trying to remember the guy’s name.

  • http://twitter.com/battIecommand battlecommand

    Wait… WHAT?

  • Swingboy3

    They should have put one of those “Beach Mall” logos right over her face.  It’s the only thing that could save this picture.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1224859879 Saurio Escritor Polirrubro

    Isn’t she the daughter of a Dick Tracy’s villan? I am pretty sure she is.

  • Billyg

    GTFO!!!!!

    That can’t be real!?!?!?!!!?!!!

    That’s HORRIFIC!!! I pooped a little when I first saw it. Thanks PSD.

  • Billyg
  • Swingboy3

    Let me get this straight.  Someone went back and got a picture of Kirk Douglas, and for some reason pasted it over the face of the model?  What is wrong with actually taking a picture here?

  • markduane

    I am in love!

  • Cezinha Galhardo

    Picasso Rocks!

  • jeneria

    I don’t think it’s nice to mock those born with Facialmeltosis and Cranial Cartoonitis. It’s a disease, people, a disease!

  • cessout

    It still looks bad (I’m a complete beginner for digital manipulation), but I want to think it’s better than the eyesore they made. Made with Corel Paint Shop Pro.

    http://img690.imageshack.us/img690/3810/facetransplantfixdi.jpg

  • Kerrytrout

    Check out the way they stuck that side pocket on.

  • ScaredShitless

    That is just fucking terrifying.  Nightmares tonight!

  • thebewilderness

    I like that he can turn her face without turning her head, but what the heck did they do to her foot thing?

  • Fuckyou

    HOLY MOTHER OF GOD…wow, just wow, should have just erased her face and made a =) face, would be stupid, but it wouldn’t be frigging disturbing

  • FunBones

    Hehehe… she’ll get you my pretty… you and your little dog too! What a face; why not just paste the Crypt Keeper’s face in there… this is just as creepy.

  • Martín

    Reminds me of Mr Bean’s repainting of Whistler’s Mother’s face.

  • Zil

    Isn’t that Misha Barton’s face?

  • Northblizz

    That’s just god fucking awful. I probably can’t sleep tonigh.

  • Misshap

    You are the Victim!!!!!!!!!!!!!