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Bernsteinladen: Meet My Squeeze

Posted on 25 August by Vernon
The power to be thinner is in the mind. Hold your hands just so and …think. You see? The power of positive slimming!

Thanks Thorsten. The original can be found in a shop in Hamburg, Germany.

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If she really does look like that, then she must be one heck of a swimmer.  Even her head is aerodynamic (or maybe that it is aquadynamic) By Stella

IT’S DEFINITELY A PSD! I mean look how poor quality work they did with that building and reflection of the random dude with the glasses… oh wait… By Dave

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  • Waldobaby

    I don’t understand. Is this a Jewish-Islamic terrorist or is this a pinhead drag queen?

    • RichardWagner

      Oh, Bernstein-Laden. NOW I get it! Hahahahahahahahaha!

      Btw, my girlfriend has had hand transplants, too…

  • markduane

    Unless that’s actually a guy. After all, it is Berlin.

    • uccle

      How nice of you to inform Thorsten where he really has taken the picture! I guess because it was in Berlin you can see in the reflection of the showcase the stairs adjoining Reesendamm opposite to Alsterarkaden where the “Bernsteinladen” is residing in Hamburg … but never mind …
      I wonder if the huge nerd glasses one can see in the upper part of the image are part of the PS desaster or just part of the reflection as well?

      • Bargonzo

        It’s funnier if you say “Berlin”, and that’s what counts here, you retentive analist.

        • uccle

          Yeah damn funny – totally! Now that you say it I got it. Berlin! Legendary! LMHO! Thanks for making me understand.

  • http://profiles.google.com/ltpowers99 J. Isaac Powers

    Nothing like a waist the same circumference as your bicep.

  • Cropper

    No the model is not slim. The jewelry is GIGANTIC.

    • Cropper

      You’d have to be Arnold Schwarzenegger to wear that necklace!

  • http://rodatradar.blogspot.com/ ZealotZebra

    What do they categorize this jewelry as? Chain mail?

  • Dave

    IT’S DEFINITELY A PSD! I mean look how poor quality work they did with that building and reflection of the random dude with the glasses… oh wait…

  • Bob

    The arms bother me. The one time I got a girl with a back like that (a bit freaky for sure, as it looks like you could break her), she had thin arms (and slightly wider hips).
    But I sure had a good long look at a girl like that, so I have to doubt the PSD.

    • Waldobaby

      >> I have to doubt the PSD

      Is there room for a skull under that hair?

      • bob

        if you assume that her hair is only a micron thin, and black, at the top… maaaybe.
        Nah.  
        For obscure reasons, I was primarily commenting on the body shape.
         

        She might have been the victim of that unfortunate incident during the police reconstitution of the last scene of Terminator…

  • http://twitter.com/farlakes God

    exqueeze me? her wig is the wrong way around..and her boobs too, and her arms,hands, not to mention her B-hind and the fact that she’s wearing a ring on her upper-arm! A super-messed-up-mini-mini-ledom ( that’s a model the wrong way up/down/backwards )

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_L5DQFVHHBFI4PF2NWAP3RBJAHA kleenex

    NO PSD….  This woman has had wayyyyyyy to much liposuction…..

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=619586555 Leif Beaver

    What a waist.

  • Stella

    If she really does look like that, then she must be one heck of a swimmer.  Even her head is aerodynamic (or maybe that it is aquadynamic)

  • Lee S.

    What’s Bernsteinladen?  Some kind of terrorist bear? 

    • http://rodatradar.blogspot.com/ ZealotZebra

      bernstein means amber anyway :)

  • Venus Flytrap

    Where is her ASS?

  • http://www.facebook.com/reea.juvonen Reea Juvonen

    I know it’s PS work because I’ve seen the original but I just can’t remember where… It has a woman with dark hair.

  • Rob

    The badly shopped-in reflection of Buddy Holly is a disaster.