Victoria’s Secret: No More Room In Hell

With an eye on the budget VS is now using zombies. With a little extra makeup the girls scrub up nicely and the lack of brains in the art department keeps the models calm…

Big thanks to Nerissa. You can see the original here (Product ID = 1265554683561).

Reader Captions:

This is not a PsD.  It just looks like one because the viewer assumes that the thing her right hand is holding onto is her right hip.  It is really a wooden post.  This is a one-legged model.  She is leaning against the post.  They put the dress over the post so that the dress would hang better – after all, it is the dress that they are trying to sell.  And her hand is grabbing the top of the post because it would look really strange otherwise.  Once again, VS should be applauded for using models that do not have “perfect” bodies. by Stella

  • http://twitter.com/farlakes God

    I feel a drawing coming up…again

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=619586555 Leif Beaver

      Thanks God.

      • http://twitter.com/farlakes God

        so where is it? :-p

        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=619586555 Leif Beaver

          Shouldn’t you know where it is? You are omnipresent?
          I thought you were offering to draw it…

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=619586555 Leif Beaver

    Vernon. You’re not subtly advertising for VS are you?

    Also, I don’t know if this is a PSD or not. Can some one post a drawing of the shape the body needs to distort to get to that shape?

    Is that really her knee at the bottom?

    • http://www.www.psdisasters.com Vernon

      Trying my best to stay under the VS radar but they are producing some great PSDs these days.

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=619586555 Leif Beaver

        Ok. Maybe they do it on purpose now.

  • Guest

    It can’t be a zombie because zombies are real-er.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=668815613 Cynde Durnford-Branecki

    and those hands, they’re huge!

  • Spillage66

    I can see the PSD now! It’s Jimmy Hendrix in a dress! :D

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1224859879 Saurio Escritor Polirrubro

    The stretched arm! Look there! It is attached like a mannequin’s!

  • Lilya

    Her pelvis is longer than the upper body. And arms are as long as the legs. Poor girl!

  • Stella

    This is not a PsD.  It just looks like one because the viewer assumes that the thing her right hand is holding onto is her right hip.  It is really a wooden post.  This is a one-legged model.  She is leaning against the post.  They put the dress over the post so that the dress would hang better – after all, it is the dress that they are trying to sell.  And her hand is grabbing the top of the post because it would look really strange otherwise.  Once again, VS should be applauded for using models that do not have “perfect” bodies.

  • Frolicfrog

    Ouch! … :-(

  • http://www.facebook.com/gabi.garcez Gabriela Garcez

    Not a photoshop disaster. More of a God’s creation disaster perhaps mixed with a hint of eating disorder disaster. I’m just saying, if these VS ads were actual disasters, the person responsible would’ve already been fired. I guess this is just what VS models look like: non-human. Even without photoshop. So who knows, maybe she does look like this in real life. Yikes.

    • http://twitter.com/farlakes God

      gimme a break here…

      • http://www.facebook.com/gabi.garcez Gabriela Garcez

        Oh hey God. Didn’t see you there.

    • http://twitter.com/arnoen Arno Enzo

      You mean… There are actually humans with a upper/lower body ratio of 1/5th / 4/5th?
      I know there are people who have a somewhat shorter upper body compared to their legs, but these measurements are out of this world!
      Not to mention the angle of the left leg… The way that’s going it’s ending up on the right side of the hip about 30 cms under the crotch…
      I think she’s one of the characters from V…

  • Waldobaby

    This is a definite improvement! I see no trace of crack or meth haggarding in this one. I’m pretty much sure she’s still alive, but want to know, desperately, if her bony arm screws on or is just a friction fit socket arrangement.

  • Konvention

    “She had legs that went on forever” “Wow, she was that hot?” “No, I mean she had legs that went on forever”.

  • Misshap

    My gurlfiend can do that

  • Matteo Borelli

    Why people feel the need to say ALWAYS the same jokes? It is wierd…

    • Konvention

      My homeschooled owl girlfriend can say that