Monthly Archives: September 2011

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InPost: Aaaarrgh Its Started

Posted on 30 September by Vernon
Sofia: Aleksander the mutation has started… my hands! I need a cure.

Aleksander: Don’t worry; I’m on the phone right now to Ralph Lauren they have these sorts of problems all the time.

Thanks Kara. You can see the original here. If you can’t see the PSD, you can check out our red circled image.

Reader Captions:

And whodahell in *Poland* thought it would be a good idea to use a picture from 1975 with a German Shepard in the back of an el camino, waiting for his owner to leave the nightclub/bar selling cigars? by Synthprax

When you’re walking down the street and your nipple tries to hid in your armpit, you probably should see a surgeon. by Le_bob

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Victoria’s Secret: A Cup

Posted on 29 September by Vernon
Art Director: Be subtle! If you make her arm look like a cup handle people will think ‘Cups’ which in turn will have them thinking ‘breasts’
Woebegone Graphic Artist: What?…

Art Director: We’re not paying you to ask questions.

Thanks Miss World. You can see the original here.  If you can’t see the PSD, you can check out our red circled image.

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IKK-Classic: Let’s All Melt Together

Posted on 28 September by Vernon
Proving ludicrous promises to one’s girlfriend and the subsequent space travel and can be downright dangerous to one’s health.
*Translation thanks to Philip “He says that he will get me the stars from the sky/heaven but what if something happens to him thereby?”

Thanks Philip for sending this into us! If you can’t see the PSD, you can check out our red circled image.

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Babymoov: Stoolie

Posted on 27 September by Vernon
Never ever leave your baby unattended in the bath. If you must pop out to the shop then use our revolutionary new product – Stool-Moms™ – baby will never notice you are gone!

 Thanks Claire! You can see the original on the pixmaia site.

Reader Captions:

Can somebody, one of you pros or someone,  post a copy of this picture with the PSD circled? Red is good. This thing is driving me nuts. Is it the double ended dildo? By Waldobaby
Every one assumes that the arm was linked to a mom. Maybe it was a dad arm… by Leif

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Canadian MP: Rathika Sitsabaiesan: Cover Up

Posted on 26 September by Vernon
Public Relations: We’ve just gotten a call from Bill Clinton’s secretary alerting us to a NSFW image on the site; she found a print out of Rathika’s profile on the printer.  I will let the art department know.

Art department: People we have a code red on the site, we’ve got a cleavage problem.
Art director: I’m booting Photoshop 2.5 now and will update the site in a jiffy.

You can read the full story on the Contrarian site. If you can’t see the PSD, you can check out the red circled image.

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Aldi: Hard To Believe

Posted on 23 September by Vernon
Just when I thought that PSD was making a real difference in the world, Aldi go and do this.

Thanks Wiebke for scanning and sending this to us. If you can’t see the PSD, our red circle image should help you.

Reader Captions:

Designer: Which cropped image do we use in this advert?
Director: The Front one
Designer: Ok I’ll make the change after lunch…
Director: (after lunch) Have you sent the advert to print yet, don’t worry about proofing it?
Designer: Send..hic..ing it now… hic…
(5 days later)
Director & Designer: Oh F%&$! by Leif

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Fashion Model Directory: Slippage

Posted on 22 September by Vernon
Lara Stone’s thighs are melting..but OMG! Great Leaping Pools of Napalm! What has happened to the BEER????

Thanks goes to Mario. The following photo has been floating around the internet for the last while and is from the set called ocean blue from Vogue UK 2009. If you can’t see the PSD, you can check out our red circle image.

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AGF: What Are You Doing After Having Your Hand Chewed Off?

Posted on 21 September by Vernon
Obviously it was too dangerous to endanger a child’s hand so a stunt double’s hand is used to keep a grip on the tiger. Too bad the tiger ate most of the stunt double.

Thanks goes to John. You can find the original on the AGF website and in their financial magazine. If you can’t see the PSD, please be sure to check out the red circle image.
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