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Gears of War 3: N00b Fail

Posted on 4 October by Vernon
Pitiful chav review one big FAIL. Give yourself a middle finger for being a Thick. Suck a NUT. N00b.

(For those unfamiliar with gaming terms the gist of the above is that the Gears of War 3 game is actually played on an Xbox 360.)

Thanks JaDW. The original was found in a September edition of the EL Universal newspaper.

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  • Maxwell

    “is actually played on an Xbox 360″ omfg PS Disasters really sucks by this time….

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=619586555 Leif Beaver

    ffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu omfg who gives a shit fkn n00b journo don no shit about awsum fkn games. CoD is way better. Do a review on that!

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    Leif – Forever Alone

    • Mordecai

      Ah so Leif speaks gamer…

  • Trevath

    Seriously?  Is this really a PSD?

    • Synthprax

      Well, if alternate realities qualify as PSDs, then this one certainly does. By “alternate reality” I mean “photos” of things that not only do not physically exist, but can’t, and “photos” of things that never happened–like Mubarak walking in front of Obama or the secretary of state not being present at the meeting during the take-down of Osama.

  • mat redvers

    Really dont get this… I cant see anything that points toward gears of war 3 on xbox. only the seperate article about madden mentions xbox.

    some one call me a noob and point it out

    • http://twitter.com/Emily_Mckenzie Emily Mckenzie

      Gears of War is an xbox exclusive game. Yet that’s a ps3 cover and it even says ‘Only on playsation’ on the front.

  • OurJames

    How is this a PSD? I mean, isn’t this like an ad for software that runs only on Windows being shown in a box that says it runs on the Macintosh? And they made it look like it ran on the Macintosh using Photoshop? Yes, it’s a mistake, but it’s not bad photoshopping, it’s just wrong information being portrayed using Photoshop.

    • http://twitter.com/Emily_Mckenzie Emily Mckenzie

      Depends on what your definition of a disaster is. I’d say making a mistake like that (because someone had to go to the effort of photoshopping this, and you have to wonder about the reasoning behind it) is pretty disasterous. And it involved photoshop. Therefore, I’d say it was a psd. You might only class bad photoshopping as psds though :)

  • brnmbrns

    Also, this picture is the exact image for gears of war 2.

  • Equanimity

    I still think the Spanish Minister of Defense was NOT a PSD! Common people!

    • Equanimity

      Not Common people. Come on people!

      • Marcy

        I like “common people” better. 

        However, you need to let the Spanish Minister of Defense go.

      • https://twitter.com/#!/haversam [A]

        It’s a good song, anyway..

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_L5DQFVHHBFI4PF2NWAP3RBJAHA kleenex

    I guess the people behind the newspaper do not play any games what so ever or even use the internet.

    This is a pure utter disaster.

  • John

    That has got to be the hastiest cover search ever.

    Google image shows about 40 xbox covers in it’s first result window.
    This PSD actually exist in high res, but to find it you have to google “gears of war 3 cover ps3″ so it more or less comes down to shitty journalism.

    And the actual cover sways being a joke and wishful thinking.

    Further investigation let’s me believe this is all because of the douchenozzle Michael Pachter, who gets paid to guess shit.

    In 2007 he predicted that Gears 3 would make the jump to the PS3 because Microsoft “probably only made a deal for the first 2 games”

    But his ramblings are more the pet peeves of a gamer than those of a  graphic artist :D

  • Byteme

    NOT A DISASTER! TAKE IT DOWN! DON’T WASTE OUR TIME WITH THIS LAME CRAP!

    • https://twitter.com/#!/haversam [A]

      HIT CAPS LOCK HIT IT HIT IT HIT IT

  • http://twitter.com/farlakes God

    what is “gaming”?

    • https://twitter.com/#!/haversam [A]

      it’s like gambling but without “bl”

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Ariel-Alejandro-Castro-Olguin/100000767641055 Ariel Alejandro Castro Olguin

    What is xbox 360? Do I need 3D glasses for it?

  • Galileo

    A game sold for Xbox exclusive and here it says for Ps3, is that the PSD? I am no serious gamer but this must be one of this years most dubious PSD.

  • RichardWagner

    Yes, it is a PSD. A PlayStation Disaster…

    (ba-doom pssshhhh!)

    • https://twitter.com/#!/haversam [A]

      instant rim shot dot com !