Thanks Chris for taking a photo and sending this into us. The original was found in a local Target and the picture was for the Giada-De-Laurentiis cookware. Be sure to check out the label for the post as a clue to what is wrong.
Target: Epicurean Encephalitis!
Not only are you the most beautiful woman on the face of the Earth, but your cooking knows no rival! Your voice is angelic, you smell like jasmine, and you… uh… oh, dear!