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Jennifer Aniston: Anistorted Yogalosophy

Posted on 23 November by Vernon
Not a PSD.  Jennifer has been cast in the next X-Men film as “Spanx Doll,” an aging-but-still-attractive mutant with the inherent ability to move excess fat tissue to any other part of her body at will.

Thanks Dean for taking the time out to scan and send this to us. The original can be found within the “Famous” magazine that gets published in Australia. Yoga moves can sometimes trip us up but I think we’ve called this one right. Thoughts?

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  • http://www.facebook.com/g1zm02k William Alan Robinson

    Text says ‘Jen’s Mind/Body philosophy’ – Um, try Head/Body for accuracy, eh?. There’s no way her hair can be in front of an outstretched arm basically, head swap!

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=619586555 Leif Beaver

      I would say, it was one of the big hair days.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=619586555 Leif Beaver

    How to make a ‘Horse’ I mean Jennifer Aniston

    Ingredients:
    1xHead
    2x Legs (size does not matter)
    2x Arms (full or parts ok)
    1x Torso

    Recipe:
    Put all ingredients in a bowl and stir. Once mixed well, place in a tray, in a preheated oven at 220F.
    Bake for 40 mins. Once ready, remove ‘Horse’ from tray, place on a cooling rack.
    Allow to cool for 10mins.

    Serving Suggestion:
    Feeds 4million (readers)
    Crappy magazine required

    • Waldobaby

      I have a feeling you are being a little bit unkind to the poor artiste who took a totally unrealistic space in an overcrowded layout and managed to fit Jennifer A into it with some room to spare. Life (or whatever mag this is) gives you lemons; give them right back.

      QUICK: how many people approved this page? ANSWER: whuh?

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=619586555 Leif Beaver

        Yes. To be honest, it is impressive that the graphic designer was able to fit her in just perfect. Maybe they had a competition in the office, every one was given body parts and had to build up a ‘realistic’ human in a yoga pose?

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1224859879 Saurio Escritor Polirrubro

    I count three feet, two legs, one arm and one hand. 

  • Guest

    See Yoga IS bad for you!

  • Bev

    That is just the weirdest thing ever.  WTH am I lookin’ at?

  • http://twitter.com/rfolks Rodrigo Folks

    my girlfriend can do that… so, clearly not a PSD…

    • gregi71

      surely this is a psd. and what a bad one.. i always wonder what’s going on in the mind of the person doing such stuff

      btw, i like her look and the words written there :)

  • http://twitter.com/SiobhanBrenRay S Brennan-Raymond

    This is wrong in so many ways, I’m sure that thigh is an upper arm and shoulder with a lower leg grafted on, lol. And what’s with the foot/hand growing out of her neck? I’m not even going to go into what’s wrong with the throat and body.

  • ScottChi

    I think this pose would actually work IF she were able to turn her entire right arm into a foot at will.  Some Tibetan monks were able to do fairly remarkable things with their bodies, so, hm….  On second thought, no.

  • https://twitter.com/#!/haversam [A]

    What. The. Hell.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=724109907 Robert Gage-Smith

    just love that incredibly subtle colour blend between her jaw and neck – well done mr artworker!

  • Stella

    I haven’t watched Friends in a while and when I did, I looked at faces, but I am fairly confident that Jennifer Anisten has boobs.  Where did her right one go?  Is it the bulge hanging down?  ‘Cause, if it is, I am impressed that a big star like her hasn’t fallen into the plastic surgery trap.  However, it would also mean she has the boobage of an 80-year-old (well, on the right side anyway – the left side looks more like the boobage of a 10-year-old).

  • Forensicgoddess36

    Other than the size of her head this isn’t a PSD. What one person said was her overly large saggy breast is the bottom of her shirt puffing out from gravity (her actual right breast can’t be seen because it’s under the puffed out shirt). Her right arm is pointing directly at the camera in such a perfect way that all we see are fingertips. My daughter took photos for yearbook and had one of a student athlete that looked as if her arm were bending backwards at the elbow; no PSD, just a weird angle between subject and photographer.

    • Synthprax

      Sigh… Where to begin? The head and neck are impossible. The hair is in front of her outstretched right hand. If foreshortening is making her head bigger than her torso, then her right hand should be ginormous. And whateverthehell with her butt. I’m sure someone can dig up the original photo where her face is coming from.

      • Le_Bob

        I do agree with Forensic. The body is plausible, the head is plausible. The massive PSD is how they’re stitched together with no regards for size or perspective. But that’s a hand, not a foot, and the boobless extra-slim model posing for yoga is not deformed (just doesn’t have JA’s juggs)

        • http://rodatradar.blogspot.com/ ZealotZebra

          So you are saying that the foot that wraps around her neck is actually her hand? Then where is her arm? If what Forensicgoddess36 says is right, I would like to point out that arms do NOT start behind the neck. They start somewhere around the shoulder area.

          There is NOTHING plausible about this.

        • Synthprax

          juggless

    • http://kirstymcallister.blogspot.com Kirsty

      You’re right – I now see that it is a hand end on.
      On the other hand (no pun intended) that hand is not on any kind of possible arm.

  • Synthprax

    Now, THAT’S a PSD!

  • http://twitter.com/BBKing77 Ben Bennett

    Leaving aside the stark color change on her neck, the relative size of her head, and the fact that her hair somehow magically falls in front of her forward-stretched hand… no wait… I’m not leaving those aside! They’re disastrous, indeed!

  • OurJames

    That… thing… wrapped around her neck looks a lot like a foot. It can’t be her right hand, because… well, it has no visible arm attached to it, for one thing, not to mention the anatomical impossibility of her right hand looking like and doing what that appendage is doing in that location. Unless it’s a fist, and what I take to be nail-polished toenails are in fact shadowy knuckles. And the big toe is her thumb. But it still needs some sense of an arm to be the end of, and we don’t see that here. And it completely fails my “try to do this in front of a mirror” PSD protocol. So, reviewing just this much:

    Arms: 1

    Hands: 1, or as a (ahem) stretch 2

    Legs: 2

    Feet: 2 0r 3

    Head: 1, but too big (I give this a pass because she’s a celebrity)

    Even ignoring the linkage issues, this does not add up to a human being. Or at least a human being that is a much-photographed celebrity and movie star. Someone would already have noticed the limbal discrepancies by now.

    I remember an episode of “Friends” where Phoebe mentioned she was very “bendy.” (This made her current paramour very excited.) Well Phoebe, I think Rachel has you beat in the “bendy” department.

  • CragAntler

    This is concept art for a film sequel — John Carpenter’s “The Thing: Target Malibu.”

  • guest

    the small text, next to her arm- or leg or whatever, acctually says that yoga “change your body and your life” well, here´s the proof…

  • http://www.tanresearch.com/pt-141-2mg Ryango240@ Tan research review

    Ha! This is great picture of Jennifer. Definitely an “OUCH” haha. .

  • Toasted Peanuts

    Good gravy! I’d like to guess someone spun around the office chair for who-knows-how-long to have made this disaster.  Either that or the ‘shopper just doesn’t like Jen. 

    I know there are video games that portray yoga kind of differently, but I can’t resist making the comment: YOGA FIRE! YOGA FLAME! YOGA WTF-MESS-WITH-YOUR-REALITY-SOMEONE-BROKE-YOUR-UNIVERSEHAHA!

  • Bukax42

    Is this some concept art for “Friends: The Movie”? I guess they have planned to reveal Rachel is an alien.

  • Not meant to look real

    This isn’t a PSD because the magazine does these ‘bobblehead’ pictures almost every page on purpose, it’s a format gimmick and definitely isn’t meant to look real.
    I know this because I (embarrassingly enough) read it regularly ;)

  • Your Guest

    I just laughed my head off.