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Tori & Dean: No Weigh, Dude!

Posted on 30 November by Vernon
Even further proof that Tori Spelling is an idiot because everyone knows that the last thing you should do when your kid starts to show signs of super powers is to put them on frickin’ TV!

Thanks Susan for the great find. Can anyone see any other disasters? I think that I see one or two. If you can’t see the PSD, you can check out our red circle gallery.

Update: A bunch of people are calling no disaster on this one but have a careful look at how the kid could have taken off and where he will land.

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  • Floresedwrd

    I think the kid was just jumping.

    • Goodbye then

      Indeed. PSD fail. Again. Duh. Leaving this blog now.

      • Guest

        Don’t let the virtual door hit you on the way out.

        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=619586555 Leif Beaver

          *Smack*

      • Bev

        Smell ya’ later!

  • Midnitemaster

    just another unsupervised moronic kid jumping on the furniture.  No disaster as usual.

    • CragAntler

      It may be that the intent was to make it appear like he was jumping, but IMO that attempt failed, making this a PSD.  It’s clearly a bunch of composed layers, and when enough are not certain if he is jumping or floating, that’s bad skills.  If he were actually there, jumping, he would never get that high of a bounce from just a cushion with no springs in it, not to mention he’d be landing on his mommy’s ankle, something a pregnant woman would be keenly aware of, which she is not.  TOTAL disaster.  Next image, please.  :^P

  • P.P.

    I don’t think the kid is a Photoshop disaster…they wanted to be clever and catch him mid jump…HOWEVER, unless Tori is preggers again, that belly looks suspicious to me

    • leahmhansen

      Tori IS preggers; however, everything below her bust looks really wonky. Where are her thighs and why is her tummy so narrow? There’s definitely something way off…

  • http://www.facebook.com/diogenes.santana Diogenes Santana Da Silva

    i’ve seen far worse than that.

    • Yo Momma

      So have I–Tori Spelling’s boob job for example. But that is a real life disaster while this is a PSD.

  • http://snowrollersden.blogspot.com Nicewriter

    The kid is ABOUT to jump. His posture that far up into the air is not natural for someone who has just left the ground. Don’t you know your anatomy?

  • Synthprax

    I don’t understand what I’m looking at. Is this a Green Acres remake? What in the holy hell is on the back of the chaise, a blind albino baby penguin? This is a Photoshop Catastrophe! There are too many disasters to deal with!

    • ganmerlad

      Actually it is a weird chicken, they own two.  Looking for a better picture of the PSD I found out more information than I wanted to know.

  • CragAntler

    Looks to me as if Tori and Dean neglected to inform their son about the downside of unauthorized consumption of Fizzy Lifting Drinks.  I’m calling Slugworth!

  • Scooter

    So the kid jumps on the couch and animals glow in the dark? I have seen many bad photoshops during my life but from the pixels I can tell that this is legit.

  • ganmerlad

    Tori’s pregnant belly appears as gravity defying as her little boy.  Come to think of it, maybe Dean isn’t putting a caring hand on her shoulder, but realizes he is about to float away too.

  • Amalapa2000-00

    I think the PsD is not the flying kid, but the missing hip of the pregnant lady. The belly has a weird twist, though. Besides the horrible work with the “pasted” figures with no shadows at all.

  • cath

    Tori’s feet are grotesquely shrivelled, and her upper arms are on their way there; her whole body looks kind of like it was drawn in with cheap crayons. Dean’s hand can’t possibly be resting on her shoulder, unless his thumb is going right through her flesh. Everyone just kind of looks 2-dimensional and pasted-on. There’s weird backlight that seems to come from everywhere — look at the shimmer on Tori’s right side and leg: There’s no way she should be lit up from behind like that, as the back of the couch would be casting a shadow. Everything about this “photo” is a ‘shop disaster.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_L5DQFVHHBFI4PF2NWAP3RBJAHA kleenex

    NO PSD!!!!  He is held up using wires….

  • Bev

    The answer is simple: the kid is riding an invisible hover-craft.  Obv.

  • eg

    Well… at least the man has feet. That’s where I looked first.

  • Stella

    The boy wasn’t jumping, he was dropped from a small aircraft above.  They thought he wouldn’t make it to the photshoot in time.

  • http://rodatradar.blogspot.com/ ZealotZebra

    The real disaster is that they tried to make Tori Spelling super skinny but still pregnant. The result is it looks like she’s smuggling a basketball.

  • Eryn

    This scan doesn’t do the awful photoshop justice. I saw the same magazine ad and immediately thought of this site. Tori is so airbrushed and whatnot, her belly looks like it was added as an afterthought. The children were obviously photo’ed separately from the rest of the family. Actually, the husband’s hand looks pretty unnatural on her arm. It’s all bad.

  • ganmerlad
  • http://www.colorexpertsbd.com Clipping Path

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