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Vosges: Parabolic Pretentiousness

Posted on 25 November by Vernon
This looks more like a cutout in a grey wall with a girl on the other side than anything native to our Universe.

Fashion, smoothing, magazine

Thanks Estelle. Could makeup be layered on that much to create an effect that would render the bones invisible? The original is a scanned version and was produced for a french region magazine.

I hope all our US readers had a great Thanksgiving.

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  • http://twitter.com/gruenima martin gruening

    Yeah… that thread reel… I love this professional way of perspective… and the discreet appliance of the blur tool to soften the hair on her shoulder… it’s so smoooooooth…!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=619586555 Leif Beaver

    Kudos to the Earings!

  • Windspear

    she should so yo-yo’s with that earring.

  • Windspear

    This is not so bad that its hanging by a thread

  • http://www.antongrahn.se Anton Grahn

    I don’t see what’s so bad with this…except the earring of course!?

  • Grgru

    come on people! the neck!!

  • Bev

    I’m sure it was once human, but whatever plastic they’ve injected into her skin and hair have reduced it to a completely alien lifeform.

  • Silvyah

    Holy shit her arm is coming out of her neck! D:

    • Waldobaby

      And blended in almost like it belonged there.

      Surely she was the life model for the Jessica Rabbit renderers. I’m waiting for someone to say that he can’t understand why they didn’t just photograph her with a real thread bobbin earring.

      EDIT: Please? Someone? Momma?

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Ariel-Alejandro-Castro-Olguin/100000767641055 Ariel Alejandro Castro Olguin

        I can’t understand why they didn’t just photograph her with a real thread bobbin earring

  • Guest

    The translation is: ” We only make thread but we are very, very sexy! ” All over the place middle aged men are buying thread and they are now sure why.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_L5DQFVHHBFI4PF2NWAP3RBJAHA kleenex

    Could makeup be layered on that much to create an effect that would render the bones invisible? 
    Why not?????

  • Synthprax

    On a disaster scale of 1 to 10, I would rate this a 7. 6 for the simple fact that humans don’t look like that, and +1 for that fake-ass “earring”. Nope. I changed my mind. This is a 8. Fakeass!

  • Stella

    The US Thanksgiving was yeasterday and I think we should keep in the spirit and be thankful for this PsD – thankful that they didn’t add so myuch hair that her part doesn’t touch her head, thankful that she doesn’t have a phantom hand on her shoulder, thankful that she doesn’t have a chunk taken out of her side, thankful that there is only one of her, thankful that no one has to do a drawing for the rest of us to see how someone could pose like that, etc….

  • CragAntler

    Looks to me like someone just learned how to use the Elliptical Marquee Tool!

  • Lulu from France

    Does she see only with her right eye? maybe she can’t see more than half of the reality…