VS Fashion Show: Unnatural Beauties

Beautiful disaster – jacked lower knee placement (worst chop)… right arm is long and is real thin, large, thin.. extra “ab” area with elongated panty (second worst chop), butt (ok.. we like the donky-donk.. but(t) this is ridiculous. by Catherine

Victorias Secret Fashion

I thought the explanation provided by Catherine was too funny not to share. The original can be found in the US Weekly page 12 issue 877 on the 9/05/11. If you can’t see the PSD you can check out our red circle gallery to see the marked up image.

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  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=619586555 Leif Beaver

    She must be thinking… “i have an itchy foot…’

    • http://twitter.com/der_bahnchef Michael Grube

      There’s a whole lot of other body parts that should be itching right now…

  • CragAntler

    Dunno about the butt… I mean, have you seen Lacey Schwimmer’s ass?  Dayyyy-ummm!

  • Andy

    Why did you guys delete the BASF painted on band-aid fail before this?  Did the Germans get to you?

    • Cropper

      It is still there. Just scroll past the Victoria Secret Demon, the busted laptop, got laid in grass, thread ‘n hair, and Jenenstein.

  • Guest

    The Mad Men must be smiling up in heaven. Or Leering.

  • Marv

    There is also a problem with her right hip, it seems as if she’s quite hippy but I don’t think Victoria’s Secret would hire models that hippy. 

    • Ladyluck2787

      exactly 

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_L5DQFVHHBFI4PF2NWAP3RBJAHA kleenex

    Two ladies right???

  • Ladyluck2787

    Her hips are also photoshopped, those girls has no curves like to be shown like that 

  • Bev

    “Get back behind me, rear!  Don’t you know why you’re called a REAR?”

  • Psychosenfrau

    left arm, not right :D

  • Stella

    I think the VS ads are photoshopped by Germans, and, as we all know, Photoshop doesn;t print directions in German.

    • Bargonzo

      Given the majority of PSDs here, they don’t print them in English either…

  • JD Liddil
    • Synthprax

      Aaahhh… VS. The disaster that keeps on disastering.

  • JD Liddil
  • RichardWagner

    I can imagine the squeaky sound of rubbed balloons while she takes this pose… (No, I don’t mean her… ah, forget it)

    My girlfriend is made of rubber, too. (Yes, I HAD to post that!)

  • Mccallionp

    with all these photos around i must ask if females are human.

  • Leasdlf

    2nd time cosmo’s great pun tag is used for a photo with no goths in sight

  • Waldobaby

    Except for the spare ectoplasm next to her left ankle, this person pretty much violates the whole Victoria’s Secret schtick by having body parts that might be actually pleasant to be next to. Besides, when they recognized that their photoshoppers were not up to the job, they called in an Illustrator guy who had been working on municipal neighborhood newsletters and asked him to kinda obscure stuff with some words.

    Which he did. With NINE different fonts. Stupid grunt maroon. ai disaster.

    Are there so many maroons out there that they’re numbering them? The http://www.maroon5.com/ main page could be a candidate for this place as well.

  • Wtn

    Yay for boneless rubber arms, detached tighs, and dislocated shoulders!

  • ixache

    Oh no, not her again ! This particular VS model has been now featured as a PSD at least four times, and it’s always the same :

    1) She has curves like the women they made in the 50′s (remember Marilyn, Brigitte…)

    2) She’s very lithesome (yes, I just picked up that word from the Internet, and I like it!)

    3) Art directors these days can’t refrain themselves from having an ego trip by making the weirdest looking shots. (Though I remember a famous Marilyn shot which was quite the thing.)

    So can we now agree that Miss Candice Swanepoel is not a good candidate for PSDs?

    Thanks in advance.

  • Nyc Raven 321

    I hate to burst everyone’s bubble, but this is actually what her body looks like. I admit the positioning looks strange, but it was not reshaped in retouching.