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MARCA: Thumbody Blew It

Posted on 2 December by Vernon
It’s like a dental implant, so you can just snap on all sort of cool attachments.  I have this one, along with the “extra petite” size that I use for texting.  Unfortunately, they only come in three basic shades:  African-American, Latino, and Conan O’Brien.

Thanks Toni. You can see the original on the Marca website. If you can’t see the PSD, you can see our marked up version in our gallery.

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  • Galileo

    I give this Psd thumbs up!
    (Sorry, couldn´t help myself.)

  • http://twitter.com/gruenima martin gruening

    Hairy hand, shaved thumb? Whooooaaah!!! Whose thumb is that?

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_L5DQFVHHBFI4PF2NWAP3RBJAHA kleenex

    Don’t we always shave our thumbs????  I got no hair on them….

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1224859879 Saurio Escritor Polirrubro

    Even the football coachs get the blues.

    (if you don’t understand the joke, ask Aunt Wikipedia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Even_Cowgirls_Get_the_Blues_(novel). And then, read the novel — but don’t watch the movie, it sucks)

    • Ixache

      Double joke, if I may say so: “The Blues” is the nickname of Mourinho’s previous team, Chelsea FC.

  • Stella

    He actually lost his thumb in a freak accident.  Doctors replaced his missing thumb with a big toe.  The operation was quite successful, as he was able to pretend to hold cards that were photoshopped in later.  Unfortunately, they had to use the big toe of an anonymous, much larger, donor since he had previously lost both of his big toes in other freak accidents. 

    • Bev

      Wow, Stella!  I didn’t even see your comment before making mine.  Great minds think alike, huh?  :)

      • Stella

        They certainly do

    • luckyarcher

      I’m going to hell for laughing at that comment, absolutely hilarious

  • Bev

    Personally, I think he was involved in a freak accident and lost his thumb, but skilled surgeons were able to attach his big toe to his hand as a replacement.

  • Cropper

    He is a champion at Thumb Wars!!!

  • http://profiles.google.com/funstraw Louis Melledy

    I was about to say ‘photo-illustration’, but you are correct this is psd.  Well played psd.

  • Waldobaby

    I thinks you guys got played and don’t know it. This is a jab (heheheh) on Mourinho’s sticking his thumb in  (Pep Guardiola’s assistant) Tito Vilanova’ eye during a fight at a Real Madrid match/game/test. That cover with his mega-thumb was totally deliberate and clearly meant to be phallic.

    • Bargonzo

      Nah, not obvious enough to be intentional.

  • OurJames

    And now for thumb-thing completely different….

  • CragAntler

    Coach Sandusky shows off his custom collection of cards featuring his favorite players from Penn State.  Asked why these particular players were depicted on the ace cards, Sandusky declined to comment.