Zorklo’s chosen cover for his Earth assignment as a graphics artist was a challenge indeed, especially considering his home planet lacked any visible light whatsoever.

So much disaster; so little time!  I so loved how the thighs of this beautiful woman have been given extra pouches of fat by the GA, that I almost didn’t notice the even-worse application of ‘boxy’ shadows beneath her right calf, right arm, and that delightful sweep of inky goodness beneath her chin I can only liken to something once sported by Rameses IV.

Big thanks to Bo. The original was an advertisement for a fitness center called fitnessworld.