Look.  When I was a kid, I spent a lot of time at the roller rink doing the Hokey Pokey.  I know me some Hokey Pokey, and trust me, this is not the Hokey Pokey.  This is not what it’s all about!

When applying for a position as a graphics artist, it’s important to highlight those skills at which one is most proficient.  Otto’s resume featured his previous position at a catalog publisher, where he worked primarily with text, before moving on to become an apprentice animator for TV’s South Park, where he somehow got it burned into his brain that the First Commandment of Graphics is: Thou Shalt Apply Drop Shadow to All Layers.

Beyond that, Otto is just an average guy who puts his pants on one leg at a… er… oh, my.

Thanks Anna. You can see the original on the Tchibo site.

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