After the government closed down the secret program which trained chimpanzees to fly military missions, Dr. Michel Coupe was tasked with finding new and profitable ways to exploit the enhanced intelligence of his ‘uber-monkeys.’

Even Forrest Gump could have figured out how this was supposed to look by simply writing ’2012′ on a sheet of paper and holding it against a mirror!  How is it that someone this incompetent at Photoshop can land a decent-paying job in France, yet I’m forced to write sarcastic captions ridiculing that very same incompetence for practically nothing?!  It’s a mad house!  A MAD HOUSE!!  Soylent Green is people!  Climb, baby, climb!

Sorry.  I guess I just miss Chuck Heston today.  Finding my happy place now…

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