As Beatrice approached the gleaming black limo waiting to carry her to her dream wedding, it suddenly occurred to her that she may have been a tad too liberal with the concealer.

What the hell?!  Being that this is a real estate listing, and adding to that the very desperate, even crazy state the market is in these days, I can only speculate that this disaster is less the fault of the GA, and more due to some screwball broker desperate to make a deadline who was adamant over the rain gutters and red front door being the top features that give the property its curb appeal.

Thanks for the great find Chris.