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89 Centre: Saddle Baggage

Posted on 4 January by Vernon
Zorklo’s chosen cover for his Earth assignment as a graphics artist was a challenge indeed, especially considering his home planet lacked any visible light whatsoever.

So much disaster; so little time!  I so loved how the thighs of this beautiful woman have been given extra pouches of fat by the GA, that I almost didn’t notice the even-worse application of ‘boxy’ shadows beneath her right calf, right arm, and that delightful sweep of inky goodness beneath her chin I can only liken to something once sported by Rameses IV.

Big thanks to Bo. The original was an advertisement for a fitness center called fitnessworld.

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  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=702688015 Samira Al-ghurabi

    Did they just put the shoulder and paste it instead of her hip? (T_T) Seriously, WTF?

  • Sacke

    I wonder where they intendet do fit her in this world?

  • Waldobaby

    Fitnessworld? There is a universal curse with any “world” company:  Shoe World, Tile World, Cartridge World, Scotch Tape World, Fitness World, PetWorld, and so on. The sheer desperate seediness of the name guarantees there will never be any hint of art or soul in the company, including it’s ads. What an ugly bleak ad; it’s almost Swedish.

    God I feel cheery!

    • Ann Neely

      Disney World

      • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_FN4T27NPAP3DELSODEN3UDRJQQ AnnS

        Point made.

    • http://rodatradar.blogspot.com/ ZealotZebra

      The ad is Norwegian or Danish. But I suspect you used “Swedish” as some sort of negative adjective. I have hereby noted my disapproval.

    • http://www.www.psdisasters.com/ Scooter

      Dammit!  I studied joke writing at Comedy World.

  • AnnPopovic

    Fitness world: we don’t rid you of your fat, we just move it over there out of the way so nobody’ll see it?

    • Bev

      Haha, and make it all square-like, just for kicks! 

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_L5DQFVHHBFI4PF2NWAP3RBJAHA kleenex

    Who ever performed liposuction on her body needs to be sued.

  • JD Liddil

    Seems the ad firm has a habit of weirdness. She looks a little elongated

    http://www.luvluv.dk/#2023880/Fitnessworld

  • Guest

    Maybe they photoshopped out her bush

  • Bev

    That is so awful, I don’t know where to start!  The square hip is really bugging me, as is the oddly airbrushed groin and the malformed thigh/hip/everything.  This poor model!

  • Jshook

    Whatever they’re selling I don’t want it.

  • Synthprax

    “Shadows A-Go-Go” and “Gross Anatomy”

  • Gail

    Can you imagine what she would look like if she stood up?

  • Stella

    I find it so hilarious that they used this for a fitness center.  Were they trying to stop people from joining or is there “Don’t let this happen to you” written on the ad somewhere?

  • Wncbw

    She looks like a transporter accident on Star Trek.

  • Ann Neely

    Were they trying to hide her mons, and it all just got out of hand from there?

  • Windspear

    This is a fitness ad? I’d like to see her do kegel exercises.

  • CragAntler

    Not a PSD.  This is a cheap knock-off of The Real Doll.  Same company that makes Green Army Men.

  • Steve-O-Rama

    …and that delightful sweep of inky goodness beneath her chin I can only liken to something once sported by Rameses IV.
    Can…not…un-see…!

  • Waldobaby

    Zorklo’s planet had “visible light”?

    • http://www.www.psdisasters.com/ Scooter

      Anyone else not get my joke?  I refuse to explain my jokes because they’re not supposed to be too complex.  But I do like to know my ‘audience.’  :^)

  • http://sy-guro.blogspot.com/ GuroG

    It’s danish! Norwegian girls don’t look like that ;)
    Btw – Oprettelse could be translated to correction… – so in Danmark they can fix her for only 299,- dkr!