Battle Royale: Look, Ma, No Hands!

Not a PSD. The guy on the left is just using one of those nifty new Velcro® shotgun belts. They’re all the rage with Tea Party attendees of Presidential campaign speeches. 

I know, I know.  There’s no hand gripping the shotgun.  What I can’t take my eyes off of, though, is what the girl is holding.  Is it just me, or is anyone else imagining Billy Bob Thornton in a lacy skirt?

“I picked up a Kaiser blade that was a-layin’ there by the screen door — some folks calls it a sling blade, I call it a Kaiser blade… French-fried ‘taters with mustard… mm-hm!”

Thanks Michael. You can see a larger version and the original on Amazon.

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