Grape Vine: Clear Headed

As Beatrice approached the gleaming black limo waiting to carry her to her dream wedding, it suddenly occurred to her that she may have been a tad too liberal with the concealer.

What the hell?!  Being that this is a real estate listing, and adding to that the very desperate, even crazy state the market is in these days, I can only speculate that this disaster is less the fault of the GA, and more due to some screwball broker desperate to make a deadline who was adamant over the rain gutters and red front door being the top features that give the property its curb appeal.

Thanks for the great find Chris

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  • Lacgullason

    They went back in time to see how they were born but some how altered the past.

  • Leif Beaver

    That is one way to blur faces…

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    • Photoshop Disasters

      At least we have the original!

  • teleromeo

    That is exactly the house you should buy on friday the 13th.

  • kleenex

    The people did not ask to be in the photo so they decided to just remove their faces, no big deal…

    • Yo_momma

      And they did such a wonderful, artistically valid job with removing their faces.

    • Tony Stubblefield

      Then just do a blur over their faces. In this day and age of reality TV nobody would even pay any attention. Making it look as though their heads were just transparent is plain weird.

      • Waldobaby

        Maybe they took a still from the video tour made by an artistic director who used to do television commercials: the feel-good family type where each generation walks out of the family homestead and fades out just before the next one comes walking out, and fades, and so on, with warm glorious music by Kierkegaard or Stravinsky welling up overhead.

        • Yo_momma

          I have always considered the music of Kierkegaard to be the warmest and most glorious in the canon.

          • guest

            Indeed.  It rivals the lilting strains of Heidegger, Nietzsche and Kant.

        • Scooter

          Ignore them.  It’s clear to the rest of us that you meant MUSIC by Stravinsky and LYRICS by Kierkegaard.  They were a famous Broadway producing team, no?

    •!/haversam [A]

      Silly comment is silly.

  • Cropper

    Eraser Head… err Head eraser!

    • Yo_momma

      Erase Her Head.

  • Synthprax

    Well. There we go. Another bride off to the Tardis.

  • Stella

    What were they thinking?  They start with a bride – okay, I suppose it makes sense if you are trying to appeal to newlyweds.  Followed by a woman in overalls – or the worst bridesmaid’s dress ever – maybe trying to appeal to plumbers and handywomen?  And then they add a guy in a suit carrying a giant live turkey – to appeal to… um….uh…

  • Bev

    Whoa!  Ghost bride FTW!

  •!/haversam [A]

    The faceless people are real..

  • Casey

    Looks like their flux capacitor is on the fritz…

    • Scooter

      Very good!

  • Windspear

    Wow our memories do fade. Which wife just divorce me?

  • Charlene Vickers

    The market isn’t desperate in Ottawa: if anything the market there is so good that there’s no excuse for this nonsense.

    • Scooter

      My speculative powers are speculative.