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JazzTel: Crisis At Hand

Posted on 12 January by Vernon
Hello, Dr. Montoya?  Yes, it’s Luisa.  Listen, first of all, I want you to know how much I appreciate your working with my limited budget with regard to the hand reconstruction surgery.  Having said that…

The fascinating thing about this disaster is trying to figure out how in the world it came to be in the first place.  Did the GA accidentally delete a layer and have to build an entire hand from scratch?  Was the GA laid up in bed with the flu the day her drawing class focused on hands?  Is he a dyslexic Vulcan?  The mystery continues…

Thanks Jose. You can see the original on the JazzTel site.

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  • Flo

    Maybe it’s just an old phone with wire transformed into a wireless phone ?

    • http://champs.name/ Champs

      Boom. Winding a curly phone cord through your fingers would definitely explain an awkward pose like that.

      Still a PsD, but…

      • Flo

        Thank you Champs, that’s what I tried to say ! My english is so poor…

      • http://www.www.psdisasters.com/ Scooter

        Agree!

    • Waldobaby

       Probably not. There’s a wireless base on the floor. THAT, however, needs a cord.

      • http://www.www.psdisasters.com/ Scooter

        I think cord was erased and wireless antenna added in.  Failed attempt to update an old-school phone into a more modern one.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=619586555 Leif Beaver

      Thats what I was thinking and the girl was twiddling the cord in her fingers

  • Rasmus

    This could just be because the photo is taken from a bad angle…

  • Geroz

    I’m not entirely convinced that this is actually a PSD. I also think it’s a matter of perspective, while the middle finger and the ring finger are bent in a strange gesture. I tried to mimic this in front of my webcam, and despite the fact that I’m less of a hand model with my kind of stubby fingers, it looked a bit like this.

  • Cropper

    1, 2, 3, 4, 5

  • Bev

    IDK, I keep trying to imitate this and my fingers can barely even make it into that position.  Then again, mine are pretty stumpy compared to ET up there.

    • Waldobaby

       The “original” pic is a little clearer. The index finger is not curled because it has a finger nail similar in appearance to the two long fingers. The very short index finger is straight, mutant, and stubby.

  • Vincent S

    Agreed with Geroz, not sure for the PSD…

  • Yo_momma

    She could palm a basketball with that paw. Shame it is attached to her forearm with such useless looking wrist.

    • Waldobaby

       Could the wonky wrist be an illusion from a padded shirt forearm? It’s a heck of a misalignment otherwise.

      • Yo_momma

        The entire hand/wrist/forearm is really odd. I don’t know why anyone would have a padded sleeve but that’s what it looks like.

        There is too much wrong with this image to isolate just one or two ghastly parts of it.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Andrew-Epps/100001072637178 Andrew Epps

    I can do this quite easily with my right hand.  I don’t think its a psd, I think you just have to have relatively large hands to start with.

    • Viola

      Not to mention the 6th finger.

    • http://champs.name/ Champs

      You could probably hold that pose with your left hand, too, if they photoshopped the telephone cord out of our hand.

  • AnnPopovic

    Eh.  That’s the Universal hand sign for ‘I’m being held hostage on a photography set. Someone, please, if you see this, come get me. And bring me a sandwich; nobody here eats except the damn dogs everyone keeps in their purses!’.

  • Cestsilya

    It’s merely a very unfortunate picture… No PSD.

  • Synthprax

    Witch!!!!!!!!
    I mean… ¡¡¡¡¡bruha!!!!!

    • Synthprax

      You know… we really need to be able to edit our posts. It’s spelled “bruja”. Me siento.

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=619586555 Leif Beaver

        You can if you sign in with a name and password.

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Ariel-Alejandro-Castro-Olguin/100000767641055 Ariel Alejandro Castro Olguin

        “Me siento” means “I fill myself / I touch myself”

  • darsal

    Eh, it’s just her thumb. It only looks like a PSD because the photo angle hides part of it behind her other thumb.

  • Lorax

    her pinky is bent in and her forefinger is pointing out that’s y they looks smaller, just the angle, and it’s her thumb not a 6th finger, do you guys forget your glasses when you look at these or what? it’s obviously due to angles of her fingers no psd

  • Stella

    Oh darn! I was going to write that if she was trying to save money on her reconstructive hand surgery, like Scooter suggests, that it maust have been a “Buy one, get one free” deal.  But now you people got me convinced that the top index finger is really her thumb. 

    • http://www.www.psdisasters.com/ Scooter

      Perhaps, but that doesn’t explain why her ‘ring’ finger is as long as her middle finger.  Plus, it’s gnarly looking like it’s double-jointed or something.  The hand looks horrible, period, which is a disaster in my book.  I think someone’s theory here about a phone cord being PS’d out explains the odd finger positions, and that would also explain the shoddy coloring on the ring finger which probably occurred when GA tried to repair after removing the cord.

  • NOT AN EXPERT

    I am not an expert by any means at Photoshop, but it looks like this might not be a fail. From my perspective it looks like she is bending all bt her index finger.

  • Windspear

    Its just a terrible handjob.

  • Henrik Andersson

    I count five fingers, that’s just enough according to my standards.

  • Daveh

     I thought perhaps they got rid of a coffee cup/cigarette

  • Badgeguy

    Not a PSD.  This is a stock photo.  The original can be found at: http://www.fotosearch.com/FSA830/x30641788/  where in the hand can be zoomed in upon.