Tchibo: Models Wanted. No Flatties.

Look.  When I was a kid, I spent a lot of time at the roller rink doing the Hokey Pokey.  I know me some Hokey Pokey, and trust me, this is not the Hokey Pokey.  This is not what it’s all about!

When applying for a position as a graphics artist, it’s important to highlight those skills at which one is most proficient.  Otto’s resume featured his previous position at a catalog publisher, where he worked primarily with text, before moving on to become an apprentice animator for TV’s South Park, where he somehow got it burned into his brain that the First Commandment of Graphics is: Thou Shalt Apply Drop Shadow to All Layers.

Beyond that, Otto is just an average guy who puts his pants on one leg at a… er… oh, my.

Thanks Anna. You can see the original on the Tchibo site.

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  • Taco

    When you put your pants on like that, you’ll walk like that. Simple physics, really.

  • Kati Griffin

    lol whaattt?!

  • teleromeo

    I have to admit they did a good job with the shadows on the table.

    • Stella

      Much better than the shadow they put on the floor

      • Vernon

        Just slightly

  • Cropper

    The Shadow…NO!

  • Jshook

    It’s nice to know that those glamourous models are just like you and me – they put their pants on one leg at a… oh, wait…

    • Scooter

      LOL!  Good one!  Damn, I wish I’d thought of that line.  :^P

  • Synthprax

    Ha HA! This is a good one!
    The little diagram on the left should show two legs in one pant.

    • Waldobaby

       No, they got the leg right. Looking at the original, the left shoe is empty. Maybe she’s from the Terminator greenhouse?

  • Bev

    Ahhhh hahahaha!   If that’s what exercise does to you, count me out!  Also, now I’ll be singing the Hokey Pokey all day long… thanks Scooter.  😉

    • Scooter

      What can I say?  I’m a giver.

      BTW, Europeans may substitute “Chicken Dance” for Hokey Pokey.

  • kleenex

    NO Pain No gain!!! 

  • Stella

    Oh, I see the problem here…the photo was supposed to show that these pants are so roomy your can fit both legs into one pantleg.  The PsD is that the Pshopper fixed the empty pantleg, that was probably just a dangling wrinkled mess, to look like it was full. 

  • Leif Beaver

    Look! Only one hand!

  • evolution

    Tss… No PSD!
    M.C. Escher’s great granddaughter.

  • Malacca73

    They tried to fix it on their site, adding a few shadows, spreading her feet apart, but there’s still no volume in the pant legs and now her left leg is significantly longer than her right!

  • Jugstopper

    Yo, Dawg. I heard you like drop-shadows on your drop-shadows.

  • Dannui

    what happened with her leg ?

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