I don’t know, Antoine.  Just do something with her.  The woman is so damned adorable it’s making me forget I’m gay!

I don’t wanna hear any whining from anybody about this PSD. Zooey Deschanel is on my personal “Pass List.” You know, that fantasy list many of us have of famous people we’d be allowed to sleep with if and when snowballs stop melting in Hell? So suffice it to say, I know me some Zooey, and I know when somebody’s been messing with her. So, whoever did this, I will hunt you down, and you will pay for the evil that you have done here.

Thanks Roberto and Steve for the find. You can read about more about the Rimmel Ad and Zooeys response via Huffington