At first, Dabney thought his job at Price Waterhouse as the official Oscar ballot counter was pretty cool. But when he closed his eyes following the first of several grueling 18-hour days of it, he began to think otherwise.

Obviously, Brad’s head was PS’d onto the horse rider because he starred in Moneyball, not War Horse. That doesn’t excuse the bloated and warped Woody head placed hunchback-like on God-knows-whose body. I think the idea here was to place the various layers so they appear to be lusting after Oscar, but even that concept failed since Rooney Mara seems engrossed with the dog from The Artist, and Clooney looks like somebody just caught him surfing Internet porn.

Thanks Sebastien. The original can be found on the Metroland FB page.