New Idea: Oprah’s Least Favorite Thing

Oprah Winfrey turned quite a few heads at last night’s Image Awards, with hair by Umberto, jewelry by Bulgari, and gown by Kuato.

So, this dream disaster is obviously a dead giveaway that the photo’s been doctored, but where?  Mini-hand appears to be just a smaller clone of the original, and certainly no attempt has been made towards slimming that zaftig figure of hers.  Wait a sec… has anyone seen Steadman lately?  Hmm…

Thanks Kelly for the great find. You can find the original in the 2nd of January issue of New Idea Australia.

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  • Leif Beaver

     Do you think they did the opposite and fatten her up instead?

    • Matt

       That was my guess, though I think they just made her bigger as opposed to fatter. If you look at the head of the microphone you can see a second shadow directly behind it which doesn’t make any sense.

      • CragAntler

        Yes, it does.  It’s an awards show of some kind.  There’s more than just a single spotlight on her.

        • Bargonzo

           Two black shadows from two separate light sources? I don’t think so…

  • Kerblaney

    In Soviet Russia, boob grabs you!

    • CragAntler

      What a country!

  • Miguel Farah


    Only not where you expected him (her?) to be.

    • Vernon

       What’s Kuato? I’m lost as to what it is.

  • kleenex

    Just wait a few minutes and Mini Oprah will finally emerge out of her body.

  • Cropper

    WaHooooo HAHAHAHA!  Free your mind Free your mmmmiiiinnnndddddd!!!

    • Cropper

      I’m getting Total Recall all of the sudden

  • Marcy

    Looks like someone took the phrase “let’s give a hand to Oprah” a bit too literally

  • Stella

    As they say… inside every fat woman is a skinny woman trying to get out.

    • Bev

      Haha!  Touche’.

    • CragAntler

      Very good!

    • VBW

      Right on.

  • Bev

    I keep thinking of Men In Black… wasn’t Oprah an alien in that movie, too?

  • Elise

    How Do you manage to get something that obvious published?!

  • Jdbaum42

    I think they moved the microphone for some reason. Were they trying to cover her cleavage?  

  • Lightstriker Stormyhahaha

     That has to be a small owl reaching out of the hooter.

  • CragAntler

    “Give de people cars, Cohaagen!  GIVE DEM CAAAAARRS!!

  • VBW

    Why add the hand anyway? There’s nothing wrong with the original.