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Play Guitar: Digital Dischord

Posted on 24 February by Vernon
Until now, no axe master on the planet had dared even attempt playing an Ebmaj7/+9/G, the fabled “Forbidden Chord,” and lived to tell the tale. Dieter would be the first!

What’s all the commotion?  Six strings, six fingers. One for each string.  Makes perfect sense.  What really ticks me off is the insipid placement of the “NOW” text layer in between two mutant fingers, and then some drop shadow to boot!  Noob.
Thanks Fatman (No joke).

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  • Will Robinson

    Insert ‘How many fingers am I holding up?’ joke here…

    Bless ‘em. It’s like they tried to pull off some ‘cool’ ’90s text/image layering there and failed dismally.

  • http://www.zoozle.ro/ Skinnerul Tutoriale

    Great Cover, very nice, thank you for info.

    • Yo_momma

       Blog whore

    • Waldobaby

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  • http://twitter.com/z6k Kurt Zawiedek

     BTW, that guitar is a real disaster, too: Chrome bridge, but gold pickups. The one-piece bridge seems to have problems on its own. Toggle switch between f-hole and rib, easy to accidentally break the top. I’s guess it’s a pretty cheap entry level model that would not be taken serious by real, 5-fingered musisians.

    • RevEv

      Dude, it’s a hollowbody prs. Not at all cheap.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=547419664 Mark McGehee

    Why do you hate me for my polydactylism?

  • Dai

    This little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home, this little piggy had roast beef and this little piggy had none -  and these little piggies went wee wee wee all the way…..hang on let’s do a recount

  • Sandy

    As I only have four fingers, I decided to play the bass instead.  This is one very lucky guy . . . 

  • le_bob

    We already had a six-fingered guitar player a while back…
    Is it a repost or do they not learn?

  • Ek

    Tony Iommi’s dopple-ganger.

  • Bev

    “Dude, *pointing at sign* No Stairway.”

  • Cropper

    As they say…Inside every guitar player’s hand there is sixth finger trying to get out.

  • jofjord

    I wonder how many thumbs are on the other side of the neck?

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Lightstriker-Stormyhahaha/1046633734 Lightstriker Stormyhahaha

      LOL that’s good
       

  • Deverill

    I always wondered why they said it was easy to play guitar… I guess it is if you have 6 fingers!  Cheaters!

  • CragAntler

    My name is Inigo Montoya.  You stepped on my solo.  Prepare to rock.

  • Bargonzo

    No PSD. It’s actually a prosthetic sixth finger for guitar players developed by the technical wizzes at Doepfer. Leave it to the Germans to come up with a completely obvious solution to the six strings/five fingers problem. You can see the seams where the plastic finger is joined to the hand…

  • Guitwhitityo

    It’s the new Gibson Les Paulydactyly

  • Monsterp63

    I think I found the missing finger of “The Lost Fingers” (Jazz Group)

  • guest

    That’s what the story is all about. the headline:
    “Alles, was du brauchst, um richtig starken Modern Blues zu spielen”
    google translates to:
    “All you need to play really strong Modern Blues”