Subway: Fast Food Fizzle

Is it just me, or is it somewhat disingenuous to use the word ‘truth’ in a hash tag that’s connected to such a fallacious image as this?

It’s not enough just to snap a photo of yourself wolfing down a meal to express your love for Diet Coke® and SUBWAY® sandwiches.  Clearly, you must go to even greater effort and create a poorly doctored PSD photo in order for the corporate pinheads who approved this print job to truly feel your passion for their products.

Big thanks to everyone that sent this in.

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  • Nicewriter

    Here comes the floating sandwich!!

    • Moorhuhn

      Not to mention the floating coke!

  • Dai

    Janey enjoyed her coke bucket but George was a little concerned about the stitching on his recently completed penis enlargement

    • Cropper


    • Bev

      GAH!  hahahahahaha!

  • Lightstriker Stormyhahaha

    Phones taste better than diet sodas. 

  • Cropper

    If you look closely ” SEX ” is spelled out in the sandwich meat!

    • Waldobaby

       Subway has to be the poster child of un-sexiness, so if it spelled “BACON” they’d sell more.

    • Me

       It’s a Subway sandwich. What is this ‘meat’ of which you speak?

    • CragAntler

      I did look more closely, and wound up seeing Jesus!  Not listening to you anymore.

  • Bev

    When I look at that weird floating sandwich I can’t help but hear the theme song from Jaws….

  • Stella

    Here’s another one that leaves me wondering why they didn’t just take a picture of someone actually drinking a Diet Coke and holding a sandwich.  How is that more difficult than trying to photoshop it in so it looks realistic (which is apparently inpossible)?

    • jdm8

       Exactly.  Someone is trying to wage a very, very cheap marketing campaign.

      • Stella

        Too cheap to buy a Diet Coke or a Subway sandwich

        • jdm8

          A photo shoot costs considerably more than the cost of food, but yes, still very cheap.  If you’re Subway, you can easily afford a quick photo shoot.

  • Yo_momma

    She isn’t holding either the Coke or the sandwich in the hand in the picture. 

  • Lightstriker Stormyhahaha

    The straw is upside down. Biggest blunder ever. 

  • Andrew

    Yes, totally lacking in truth to include the truth hashtag.

  • CragAntler

    Looks more like a sandwich decided to photo bomb this chick’s fake Diet Coke fan submission.