Dmitri was so excited when he arrived for his first big photo shoot, he wolfed down two entire breakfast bars from the snack table, ruefully neglecting to first check the label for peanuts.

Eastern European symbolism is traditionally weird, so it’s anyone’s guess what the ‘white silhouette’ against the drab and dated building is supposed to represent.  And considering this billboard is actually marketing a technical college, I guess the modern high-rise on the left makes sense.  But how a pumped-up noggin four times normal scale makes anyone want to get within a hundred meters of that building is beyond me.

Thanks Michal.