HANRO SHAPEWEAR: HIPPY CHICK

Daring?  Bold?  Repulsive?  No matter what your reaction, Erika has set the fashion world abuzz as the heroic vanguard of the neo-centaur look.

Some women have a little ‘junk in the trunk,’ to be sure, but this girl may be legally required to hang a yellow ‘WIDE LOAD’ sign whenever she goes mobile.  The bra section of this dress also demonstrates the amateur-level skills of the GA responsible for this disaster.  For his/her sake, I sincerely hope this model never finds out where that person lives.
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Thanks Jost. The original was found in the German magazine “In”.

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  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_YLREO5SQDTMCWXE62YE5AVTGNI Bird

    I love the article title next to that grotesque “hip.”  Kurvenstar – star curve. Yep, definitely a something there that looks pretty curvy.

  • teleromeo

    Yikes what a disASSter… 
    From what I learned in anatomy lessons, german boobies are almost as big as german asses.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=594989127 Spillage Griffiths

    This is another photographed page of a magazine, from an odd angle, so, until someone finds the web version, (or scans the page)… we can’t tell if the Swiss fashion design really does incorporate  an exagerrated hip bulge, or not. (I did search for ages!)

    • Dewafjsdiade

       Here you go

      http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-9KFmDnRe2l4/Ts3w2DG1lHI/AAAAAAAAHqI/Rcwzgpi-pMM/s1600/Hanro2.jpg

      Aside from that, it’s pretty funny how easy it is to troll this site with pics of distorted pages. “Scooter” pretending to know something about Photoshop makes it even funnier.

      • http://www.www.psdisasters.com/ Scooter

        What would be great is if you stopped pretending that you PAY for access to this website, and therefore feel entitled to complain about its content and make personal attacks against its admin staff.

        • Dewafjsdiade

           Oh wait, because you PAY the people you mock. Right. Mockery is only allowed if you pay for it… Why don’t you make this a subscription only site? Oh, right, because who the hell would want to pay to read “scooter”. Lawl.

          • http://www.www.psdisasters.com/ Scooter

            PSDisasters a paid subscription site?  And lose out on the daily dose of sunshine from folks like you?!  Nah, I can’t see that ever happening.

    • Dewafjsdiade
      • Ben

         Unless that black/white photo has been ‘shopped, it demonstrates that the pose in the black ‘n’ red dress may actually be possible…

    • Lalas

      If the angle was the issue then the text next to her would also be distorted, but it is not.

  • Andrew Bossom

    Interestingly, this is advertising a new underwear collection for “those who like to smooth out their excess curves with natural fibre”. So, apparently, it works by squeezing all your fat down and out to one side.

  • robRW11

    awful

  • Lalas

    If her top half is the scale by which we judge her actual dimensions,  her arms would reach her ankles.

  • Bev

    Usually one must visit Walmart on a busy Saturday to see a rear end like that!

  • Stella

    What a half-ass job!

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_L5DQFVHHBFI4PF2NWAP3RBJAHA kleenex

    She must have used the same doctor as this female did.

    http://gawker.com/5861135/cement+and+glue-butt-injection-doctor-has-unbelievable-curves 

    Oh the HORROR of it all…..

  • teleromeo

    Ok, only the Flemish (and some Dutch) followers of this blog will understand this comment :

    Vinde Gij Mijn Gat Niet Te Dik In Deze Rok … by CPEX

  • Zepp

    I’ve heard of “hunch _backs_”  before, but this is new to me…

  • Clawjelly

    As a german-speaking person (mind you: not german) i have to say that this voluminous curved bottom is intendet that way. The text next to it goes like this:

    “Star of Curves: From the dessous label Hanro there is now a new shape-collection, which is a looker. For all out there that like to flatten their curves with natural strands.”

    So it’s also a disaster in marketing, as this advert is supposed to hint that this dress is correcting even asses that big… Something about german humor and so… :(