LIFETIME: TOO BIG TO FAIL
Upon seeing the unauthorized digital breast reduction
, Jennifer Love Hewitt stormed into the Lifetime offices in a rage.
“Who’s responsible for this?! she demanded.
“Um, that would be Neal, the new graphics intern,” answered the receptionist. “Fourth cubicle on the right. You can’t miss him. He’s the one with the super-smug expression in the gray sweater vest.”
has a truly international following, so it’s possible there are some folks who are not familiar with Jennifer Love Hewitt and exactly what it is that drives her very successful career, and I believe I speak for most when I say that her acting skills play at best a secondary role in that regard. So what you see here is not just any normal PSD
. This is a crime not only against Ms. Hewitt, but against breast aficionados the world over.
Thanks Richard. You can see the original on E.