LIFETIME: TOO BIG TO FAIL

Upon seeing the unauthorized digital breast reduction, Jennifer Love Hewitt stormed into the Lifetime offices in a rage.

“Who’s responsible for this?! she demanded.
“Um, that would be Neal, the new graphics intern,” answered the receptionist. “Fourth cubicle on the right.  You can’t miss him.  He’s the one with the super-smug expression in the gray sweater vest.”

PSD has a truly international following, so it’s possible there are some folks who are not familiar with Jennifer Love Hewitt and exactly what it is that drives her very successful career, and I believe I speak for most when I say that her acting skills play at best a secondary role in that regard.  So what you see here is not just any normal PSD.  This is a crime not only against Ms. Hewitt, but against breast aficionados the world over.

Thanks Richard. You can see the original on E

  • http://www.drummingheartbeat.blogspot.com Jenny

    this is ridiculous

  • http://www.perezfox.com Prescott Perez-Fox

    Unfortunately, this trend in what we might call “modesty enhancement” isn’t entirely novel. For many markets such as the Middle East and Walmart, showing so much skin can get your product, magazine, book, etc. yanked from shelves, costing millions in lost sales.

    Obviously a savvy design staff would create an alternate layout or maybe select an alternate photo from that session, but then this site wouldn’t exist, would it?

    • http://twitter.com/michiel1551 michiel1551

      You are totally right, but it’s still a shame. :)

  • Cropper

    SMALLER????!!!!!!

  • CragAntler

    Why would anyone do this?!  It’s like taking God out of the Bible!

    • Bev

      Haha, agreed, CragAntler!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=528024326 Brett Kottmann

    Hewiit said in an interview with Maxim that it was done to tone down the ads for marketing purposes and she didn’t appear to have a problem with it at all.  She in fact spent a lot of the interview talking about her “vagazzled” body.  :D

  • Jshook

    The change is fairly well done. A shame, but not a PSD.

    • http://www.www.psdisasters.com/ Scooter

      Agree that the actual work is well done.  The disaster was the decision to fix something which required no fixing to begin with.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Lightstriker-Stormyhahaha/1046633734 Lightstriker Stormyhahaha

    I love this site, but I just can’t get a hard-on for this type of disaster.

    • Cropper

      not a happy ending like the ones that happen in her new show

  • Bev

    But… but… those are her best assets!  Why remove them?  It’s a cryin’ shame, really.  A cryin’, cryin’ shame.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Ariel-Alejandro-Castro-Olguin/100000767641055 Ariel Alejandro Castro Olguin

    another PSD placemente. the alterated one MUST  MUUUST go on the right side. except if the site is in chinesse, japaness or arabian. no cookie for the blooger.

    • http://www.www.psdisasters.com/ Scooter

      The before-and-after image is from another site.  We barely have time to mock bad Photoshop.  Surely you don’t think we actually employ the software ourselves!

  • Yo_momma

    Ultra-perfect, couldn’t be better, actual laugh out loud headline.

    Well done. PSD gets a pass for all sins against humor, past or present. 

    • http://www.www.psdisasters.com/ Scooter

      Thanks!  Great to know the $89.95 I spent on that random joke generator program wasn’t a complete waste.

      • Yo_momma

         Fuck you.

        • http://www.www.psdisasters.com/ Scooter

          Oops.  Sorry.  Forgot you were bi-polar.  Misplace your meds?

  • http://twitter.com/sipmacrants W. Merkwürdigliebe

    It’s worse than a crime, it is a stupidity.

  • Windy Wilson

    Los Angeles must be liberal enough that it didn’t need the modesty version.