Is that a thumb or an index finger? Because if it’s a thumb, then that’s a stump where his ring finger should be. And if it’s an index finger, then he’s growing a mutant finger bud. One thing is for certain, and that is that no way in hell is this guy in the same room with that football!
Vaseline: Finger Fumble
Darnell’s gullibility was his worst enemy, most recently landing him in the arena leagues for believing his teammate’s ruse that skin lotion doubled as a superior gripping agent.