Monthly Archives: May 2012

Cycling Wellington: PATH-ETIC

Upcoming games to be released this year include “Cyclist Tycoon 4,” which allows gamers to place bike paths in photo-realistic locations across the globe while computer-generated “sim-cyclists” traverse your creations with enthusiastic abandon.  Don’t forget to place restrooms and bike stands at regular intervals!

Zoom in close on this beauty and you’ll be treated with all manner of PSD goodness!  Who loves the gigantic kid riding point for this entire group?  I DO! I DO!

Thanks Ben. You can see the original on the Cycling Wellington site.

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MILANOO: STRING THEORY

These daring new leggings can only be found online as part of “The Olive Oyl Collection.”

I guess there could be a girl or two out there with legs both that long and that skinny… Naahhh!

Thanks Ben. You can see the original on the Milanoo site.

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IL GIORNALE: PAPAL PUSS

The power of mice compels you!  The power of mice compels you!

This is no PSD, nor is that cat levitating in mid-air.  The Holy Father happens to be a huge Flavor Flav fan.  Upon being asked by his staff what he’d like for his birthday, he replied in very poor English, “A large clock on a chain such as worn by that black cat in America.”  The staff, whose English was even worse, thought he’d said “frock” instead of clock, and, well… you can kind of take it from there.

Thanks Jabbawack. Title says: “A black cat in Vatican. It’s ‘Ciccio’*, the pope’s ‘friend”. The original was found in the Italian newspaper IL GIORNALE (owned by Berlusconi).

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JOURNAL de MONTREAL: DUBIOUS DISCOURSE

Pierre’s heroic charge toward the riot police lost some steam when he realized his brick was actually a spoiled two-pound package of cream cheese.

Is that brick from a novelty shop, or is this guy hurling a loaf of pumpernickel?  Also, is that running, or is he auditioning for a Bob Fosse retrospective?  “Don’t tase me, bro!  I’m just making jazz hands!”

Thanks Marie-Elaine. The original was found in the JOURNAL de MONTREAL.

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FOTOKOCH: APPALLING APPENDAGES

The smart money’s on Norah to bring home Olympic gold in most of the swimming events this summer in London.

Besides the obvious, what is going on with this woman’s right wrist?  It looks like it’s bent back and the palm should be up to me.  In any case, I’ll wager this girl can flip a perfect omelet every time!

Thanks Robin. You can see the original on the Fotokoch site.

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VICTORIA’S SECRET: PROFANITY CALAMITY

If a girl like this ever walked out of the water towards me with that look on her face, yes, that’s exactly what I would probably do.

So easily fixed.  One wonders if this wasn’t without complete purpose on the part of the GA.  You know, like the secret penis on the cover of “The Little Mermaid” video.  Tsk tsk tsk…  You shouldn’t have… but we’re so glad you did!

Thanks to everyone who’ve sent this in. The original was found in the Pittsburgh Tribune.

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ASOS: Wonderbra Deceptive Dainties

These look a little too sheer, Francois.  Perhaps we should have added a primer coat.

With all the light reflecting off this girl’s skin, how is it that those bottoms reflect none whatsoever?  Or shadow, for that matter.  Maybe it’s the same stuff they paint the stealth fighters with.

Thanks Erin. You can see the original on the ASOS Facebook site.

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Daily Mail: Seychelles Game

Daily inspections of your very own island go much quicker with the help of your very own hoverboard.

There’s absolutely no excuse for this PSD other than the editor of The Mail wanted a different background than what was in the photo from which Mr. Grimshaw was lifted.  One can only guess as to why the GA could not even be bothered to clone stamp the surrounding sand underneath him.  Must have been late for a soccer brawl.

Kudos to David for the find. You can see the original on the Daily Mail site. View PSD

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