“The Real Mark Wahlberg”?!  Who knew all those years of aging was actually just caked on layers of ego.

Not sure this is a PSD.  Rumor has it that Wahlberg has been cast to play the starring role in next year’s sequel to The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, which follows the story of an over-the-hill porn star who quits his tribute band to take one last shot at playing pro football. But to pay his way to the tryout, he takes a temporary job on a crab boat, where he gets sucked into a time vortex caused by a hundred-year storm and finds himself stranded thousands of years in the future in a world populated by boy bands.  Co-stars Will Ferrell as “Nick Zaius.”

Thanks Martin for the great find! You can see the original in the July/August 2012 edition of Men’s Fitness.